Helping the British Navy

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Disclaimer: NJ belongs to Alexis_Lyons_Black, Lyra to Sugerush and OBVIOUSLY I DONT OWN THE HARRY POTTER AND PERCY JACKSON CHARACTERS. YOU WOULD BE STUPID TO THINK SO.

Mira: I'm running out of ideas here...but I got one more!

(transports everyone to the Sahara Desert)

Fred: Water.....water

Leo: Wat- camel?

Camel: Hey Leo.

Leo: *faints*

Mira: When camels start talking, it's time to leave....

Back at the Room.....

Mira: Assorted dares today. Ooh some good ones here....but before we start, I'd like you to meet a friend of mine. Presenting.....Ben the Brick! (A/N this idea credit goes go bellatrixfan1 her stories are so funny go read them)

Ben: Yo, I'm Ben! Now les get something straig't here. You scratch ma back, I scratch y'all.

Everyone: Ok.

Mira: Now our-

Ben: I ain't done yet, y'all. I expect ta be treated with respact. I can stand teasing- I am a brick after all- but none of this throwing soda cans or wat cement shit, k y'all?

Everyone: Uh, yes. (look at Ben then look at Mira expectedly)

Mira: Uh. oh right. Ben time out.

Ben: You sick little girl. (goes to time out corner)

Mira. NOW. Our first dare. From NJ who had a funeral to attend, but will be here later, Piper you have to insult your mother.

Piper: Leo did that on the first day!

Mira: Go, hun.

On the big screen...

Piper; Uh hey mum?

Aphrodite: Yes, unimportant daughter of mine?

Piper: (overcome with sudden rage) YOU'RE A EFFING BITCH AND YOUR HAIR LOOKS TERRIBLE!

(Aphrodite gasps with rage and is about to curse Piper when...)

At the Room...

Mira; Did you go too far?

Piper: Nope.

Mira: Go get to know Ben in time out.

Piper: ok.

Mira: Now for an interesting and kinda sick one from Lyra...Annabeth you have to kiss......GINNY!

Everyone; EWWW

Percy and Harry: *high five*

Annabeth and Ginny: *high five on Percy and Harry's faces*

Mira: Go on then. (boys rub their red faces)

Annabeth: *pointing* It's Kronos!

Ginny: *pointing* It's Voldemort!

(Percy and Harry look where they're pointing)

Ginny and Annabeth kiss

Percy: Is he invisible-?

Harry: Hermione scan the area for invisibility spells.

Percy; Yeah.

Hermione: *rolls eyes* URGH boys.

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