I open the cupboards.
"Can I have a snack?"
"Sure."
I smile and reach for the crackers.
"As long as it's a fruit or vegetable."
I huff.
"Why not the crackers?"
"They're for school."
"School ended last week!"
"And it will start again. So wait till then."
I gape.
"Not for another two months!"
"Fruit or vegetable."
Grr...
YOU ARE READING
To All The Overprotected Kids.
HumorFrustrations of being an overprotected kid put down on paper. You Know How It Is.