hey faggots and fagtards my ass is finally back bc our school unblocked wattpad :)
id like to say do NOT vote for trump in 2020 if u can vote bc that will mean that u suck and u will never get any coochie.
cassidy is a nerd, she is afraid of tardies and bad grades, she also fucks pollard every monday and thursday.
cassidy gets no coochie.
maggie and i get all the coochie and hoochie
maggie is fucking my dad. :(
dad x dad
anyways, back to cassidy..............................................
sksksksksks anna oop anna oop hydro flask ehehehehehehehehe
I AM WEARING PANTS U STUPID PIECE OF SHIT WHOREBAG I WILL FUVKINH KILL UR STUPID FAMILY AND ALL THE FROGS IN UR STUPID YARD FUVK U
do u do yoga? if so............. why?
cassidy is ignoring me rn bc she has a thing for this teacher dude kawaii chan 100%
shes ignoring me for man penis :(
salt is a spicy spice
i love u
cassidy is homophobic i bet she is gonna vote for trump
this is a long chapter
bye bitches n buds
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