wtf is your problem

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the guy from the last two rants came up to me today.

then he said, "wanna go out?"

nO YOU EFFING SHEET IMMABITCHSLAP YO FACE IF YOU COME CLOSER

then I said coolly, "sorry, i've got plans the whole week. you know, holidays right? and exams are next week."

then ya kno what he said? he said "then wanna go out next month?"

OIIII YOU STUPID MAAAA I DO NOT WANT TO GO OUT AT THE NEXT MONTH AND ARE YOU TRING TO MAKE UP FO YO MISTAKE YASTERDAY WHALE THEN YOUR FAILING BRO

I WANTED TO SLAP HIM IN THE FACE 

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IM GOOD, IM A KIND PERSON WHO KEEPS HER ANGER INSIDE UNLESS YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY STUPID THEN IMMA BLOW ATCHA 

so then I sighed and said, "sorry, plans for holiday."

then he said, "December?"

Is he stupid and uneducated? You tell a person she sucks and the next day asks her out?? WHO DOES THAT? Well, unfortunately, someone I know.

Just as my temper was about to explode my best friend laid a hand on my shoulder and said coolly to that guy, "We're all going on a holiday, you know that, -insert the annoying guy's name here-."

I was sure that he was gonna ask me out next year, but fortunately his friend dragged him out away.

aT LEAST HE KNOWS IM PISSED OFF. 

lemme tell you, angry me is a scary me. 

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