Giulia, Levi and Louise went to Giulia's mansion to take some potions and gadgets. The only problem was that her mansion was heavily guarded by zombies, with 5 of them standing in front of the open gate.
Louise: Okay so what's the plan?
Giulia: Hmmmm let me think for a second.
Levi: Oh no girl I got a plan.
Levi walked up to zombie guards. She held something behind her back.
Zombie guard #1: So yes I think that's why I think Carla's coochie just isn't that good.
Zombie guard #2: Karl this is the fifth time you've told this today and it's only 10:00 am.
Levi: Hey guys......wanna......learn about Jesus?
Levi showed from behind her back a bible with a cross.
Zombie guard #2: Guys......GET HEEEEEEER!!!
Levi: Well...Jesus take the wheel.
Levi ran away with the zombie guards chasing her. She was screaming "Jesus take the wheel" the entire time.
Giulia: Well...at least we can get in. Will she be fine?
Louise: Of course she will. I mean Jesus has the wheel after all.
They went inside the mansion, and found that there weren't that much zombie guards inside the mansion. Mostly because they were all in the break room watching Rat Cache Fighting.
Louise: Okay I have an idea. You go grab some of those potions and gadgets while I'll make sure that no zombie guards will come your way, okay?
Giulia: Okay.
Giulia went downstairs to the basement. She was kinda nervous, but she didn't really know why. She went inside the basement and went to the potion section first.
Giulia: Okay, grab some of this and this. And oooh this, and-
Louise: Uhm Giulia...we got a problem...
Giulia: Wait what are you doing? You're supposed to keep the zombie guards out.
Louise: Yeah...but I didn't expect them to come in a group of 20, so no I'm not the whole damn circus. I locked the door tho and they're trying to get in, so I guess get those potions and gadgets quickly.
Giulia panicked. She grabbed Louise's hand and dragged her to a secret escape hallway.
Louise: Wait what about those gadgets?
Giulia: There is no time for grabbing gadgets.
Louise: Is there time for grabbing 1?
Giulia: Okay there is.
Louise got a laser gun and they got the fuck out of that place.
Louise: Omg we barely escaped. And omg there is Levi.
Giulia: Omg Levi what happened?
Levi: Well...I ran for what felt like an eternity, and that's when I fell, and they all fell over me.
Louise: So I guess Jesus really had the wheel.
*At Luca's palace*
Rat servant: Uhm king Luca?
Luca: Uuuuugh we've been over this Ratley. You call me King of Zombies and Rats Luca the greatest. But I don't care what is it?
Rat servant: Uhm Louise and possibly Giulia and Levi got into their mansion. They took some potions and a gadget but noting more.
Luca: Perfect *evil laugh* this is going exactly according to plan. Get Xiumin for me please.
The rat servant looked worried 👀.
Rat servant: About that...he and Jungkook escaped from the prison...
Luca:......
Rat servant: So uhm what should we do King of zombies and rats-
Luca: AAAAAAAH WHAT TH FUCK!!!!! I GAVE THEM 1 FUCKING JOB AND THEY FUCKED IT UP.......
The rat servant ran away for dear life.
Luca: Uuuuuuugh...okay new plan. Secretary rat Ratchilla?
Secretary rat Ratchilla: Yes King of Rats and Zombies Luca the Greatest? What is it?
Luca: Surround the whole city with zombies and rats. Let NO ONE get out. Also could you put on "Ariana Grande #1 hit song Thank U, Next" please?
Secretary rat Ratchilla: Of course mister.
She put on Thank U, Next.
Luca: I will destroy them ALL......🎶🎵thank u, next. I'm so fucking grateful for my ex🎶🎵
*End chapter 9*
