//chatroom: daddydepression//
Me:
Shoutoooo agghfgvdgjosk
Me:
I'm horni
Daddydepression:
And what am i supposed to do about that?
Me:
Help me? Maybe? uwu 🍌💦
Daddydepression:
Put that banana back. Why is there wetness coming out of it?
Me:
SVGDFHKJKLS LOL, ur so innocent but rude and hip at the same time it's so confusing tbh
Daddydepression:
?
Me:
I'm wet asf dad
Daddydepression:
Oh, ok. Do you need a towel?
Me:
IM- IM CRYING LMAO, we just talked about sexual shit like a day ago and you aren't catching on im-
Me:
Daddydepression:
Wait- what? Are those pitchers of juice having sex?
Me:
TODO OML im horny, I had a sexy dream again, and i nEED U
Daddydepression:
To do what?
Me:
Idk send me dirty shit
Daddydepression:
Daddydepression:
Here, a rare picture of Bakugou.
Me:
OH MY GOD IM SCREAMINGGG IT EVEN HAS THE FIRECRACKER IM-
Me:
You're going to make me shidd my pants, not cum u stoopid
Daddydepression:
I'm sorry but I thought you went to Kaminari for that type of thing
Me:
Omg are you- are you jealous of Kaminari?! :'00
Me:
Daddydepression:
Depends.
Me:
On what? :0
Daddydepression:
Call me
Me:
Ouuuu we gots sPICY tea now, hang on one sec bb
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