25 | could you lend me some c o o c h i e ?

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Two days later

//chatroom: class 1-A//

Me:
Hey guys you wont believe what just happened hHHHHUJJksf

Daddydepression:
You got your virginity taken from you for the fifth time in a row?

Oppai:
WHAT

Me:
Oh my god shouto no 💀

Daddydepression:
Just a hunch, sorry

Oppai:
Phew 😿

Me:
SKJJSKJK WAIT Denki go away for a sec

Oppai:
Erm why ??;-;

Me:
Because you know why

Oppai:
Aw okay ;-; but proemis not to overexaggerate

Me:
Jesus that spelling- yeah yeah I promise

Glamourismymiddlename:
👀✨

Speedometer:
Excuse my intrusion, but it is 12 in the morning and some of us would like to get our

Speedometer:
SLEEP

Daddyshark:
Oh shit iida went off

Soyo:
Honestly he's right, you crazies have no morals

Soyo:

Me:I have an important announcement, please Tenya senpai ???

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Me:
I have an important announcement, please Tenya senpai ???

Speedometer:
Excuse me y/n san while I go find my lead pipe

Daddyshark:
He said:

Daddyshark:

Izuwu:Guys this is the reason I never talk on here, there's always something about sex or drugs

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Izuwu:
Guys this is the reason I never talk on here, there's always something about sex or drugs

Me:
Aw my little innocent child 🙈❤❤

Izuwu:
Y-y/n :'(

Me:
Shhhh go back to bed , the sex and drugs can't hurt you if you can't see them

Izuwu:
O-okay ;-; goodnight

Me:
Gn babey ❤🙈

Oppai:
I THOUGHT I WAS UR BABEYYYYY

Me:
This is why I said to l e a v e Denki- ur gonna blow our cover hunny 😤💛

Acidsmyfavdrug:
ROMANCE? LOVE? BABIES? HUH? SO HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH-

Bubblybish:
Oh shit- IM SO PROUD Y/N

Froggo:
WE GOT THE TEXTS GIRL

kyokaaa:
AYE

Invisahoe:
WOOP WOOP

Me:
And here i thought i would be the one announcing things. Let me guess, bum bum did it

Kyokaaa:
Yup, he told us everything!! Congrats!!

Me:
I should know better than to tell him about my personal life, Jesus

Daddyshark:
YOU MEAN YOUR LOVE LIFE STOOPID, he just tOLd mE EEEE

Me:
Jesus eiji are you okay

Daddyshark:


Me:
O k a y not gonna question that lmfao

Daddyshark:
Sorry I'm just really excited, I knew it the moment Denki started acting weird and secretive that y'all were together f U C k

Bumbum:
Oops

Bumbum:

Me:
Don't you oops me you poo head, it was m Y announcement and u ruined it

Glamourismymiddlename:
Oh darling nothing was ruined! ✨ This is wonderful, although I must say you could have chosen someone more glamorous 💅

Me:
You're probably right lmao but don't worry, he shines when he uses his quirk and looks all pretty and stuff 💛💛

Acidsmyfavdrug:
AWHHH y/n that's so cute

Princessmomo:
Im glad we agreed that you guys should be official at the beach, everything seemed to have worked out quite well!

Daddydepression:
Im happy for you as well, y/n :)

Me:
Awh you guys ❤❤❤😤

Oppai:
Hi I'm back guys

Oppai:
o-OH shit ok well I'm guessing everyone knows now

Me:
Hehe hey babe ❤

Oppai:
Hey 👀

Me:
👀

Oppai:
👀💦

Me:
👀🍌

Daddyshark:
Uhhhh guys?

Blockthisbitch:


Blockthisbitch:
WOW KAMINARI THATS AWESOME, HAVE YOU GUYS DONE IT YET? TELL ME EVERYTHING

Me:
rEEEEE eVeryone evacuatE !!! GRAPE BOY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT, I REPEAT, GRAPE BOY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

Bumbum:
LISTEN HERE FUCKER, GET OUTTA MY CHAT OR ILL KICK YOUR ASS

Soyo:
Oh god the scumbags back- time to make a new group chat

Soyo:


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