Preference #29

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His drunk texts to you(ONLY A COUPLE OF THE GUYS)
(💦😏QOTC AT THE END!! MAKE SURE YOU READ IT💦😏
Cam: hEYyy;)
You:hey babe:) are you having fun with the guys?
Cam:Wate Hold Up! Who disss?
Cam:HOW DOD YOU GET MI NOMBERR?
Cam:DINT LEK MY NUMBREE OR IM CUMMING AFTER YOO!
You:You're drunk. I'll be there in 10 minutes to pick you up-,-
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Nash:do You got a Baeee er na?
You: Huh? Oh yea I do and I love him very much;)
Nash:who's ass Do I hAvE to kIck?
You:Umm... your own I guess...
Nash:Y?! beCuS Im so SexIe?
You:Nash, you're my Bae-,-
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Matt:HaY CAn I gwt 69 PiZza'Z?😏.HerEs mi Addres; 12345678901557 sUCk Mi AsS RD.
You:Matt, Babe, are you okay?
Matt:Im dine! Whis diss?
You:Your girlfriend
Matt:nOO! YA LIYING MY GIRLDRIEND IS Y/n!
You:I am y/n babe:)
Matt:Suck Mi AsS You LyIn PieCe oF PiE
You:Oh gosh Matt... it's going to be a long night...
Matt:Only If You WaBt IT tWo;)
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Hayes:MOOOO!
You:Babe, did you just say Moo?
Hayes:BARK BARK!
You:Are you okay?
Hayes:Rawr!
Hayes:RIBIY RIBIT!
Hayes:OIMK OINK!
Hayes:PERSON! PERSOM!
You:Person person? Are you drunk? Hayes, go find Nash and stay with him until I get there kay?
Hayes:NASH PotAto! HehR! Mot If I Grt thEre first!
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Taylor:y/N I NeEd TWO tEl you SUMTING!
You:What is it Taylor? Are you okay?
Taylor:ProMise You Wony leve my?
You:Leave your what?
Taylor:Otay, I'll tel you........, I-I-I...
You:Taylor spit it out,
Taylor:I missed My pErioD! Im pRegNant!
Taylor:IT'S SEan MeNdEz's babY!
Taylor:Dint LeVe Me! I LOVE YOH!
You:Taylor... You're a boy... boys don't get their periods nor do they get pregnant....
Taylor:OHHHHHH! So Im a GURL!?!?
You:Taylor! You're drunk I'm picking you up.
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Shawn:ASSFDSSASFJKL!
You:You okay, Shawn?
Shawn:IM FANGIRLING SO HARJ I JUS MET TAYLOR CANIPP!
You:Babe you've known him for a couple years...
Shawn:Why do you always need to be jealous of me!' BE HAPPY FOR ONCE!
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Carter:###SWEGGG #IWIKEUPLIKEDIS
You:You okay babe?
Carter:I juss loked in de mirror and I realized hoe sexy I am.
You:??
Carter:dint question it jus believe ut!
You:um.. okay?
Carter:IM SEXUE AND I KNOW IT!
You:okay carter I'm picking you up rn
Carter:CATAH STAHP!!
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QOTC:Did you guys already ask me a question under my '💕LOVLIES💕' update? (if you have:TYSM👌😊) (if you haven't: go ask me PLZ. If you love the old Magcon you'll go ask me a question lol.)
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