Conner:(dresses up for the funeral)...(sighs)
Linkara:we had it under control...until your own goverment mantages to screw it up!
Conner:hawkmoth is too powerful to handle
Emu:WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!
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Conner:he akumatised my sister.then he made her kill my big brother...i knew it wasnt her fault...no one listened...then she...she...
Linkara:...im sorry...we...we didnt know.
Conner:fate is really twisted...now i dont know why i accepted it?
90s dude:not...cool dude.
Muscle man:yeah bro!ya made some 14 year old girl to blow herself up and the doctor thought she was stuck in time!
The 10th doctor:ugh,i really dont like black ties...bad things happen.
Muscle man:ARE YOU LISTENING BRO?!
Benson:everyone,no is the blame.okay?
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Mordeicai:thanks benson.
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Daneboe:hows adrain feeling from all of this?
[Outside]
Grapefurit:(pushes a coffin in the ground)ugh...man,that was more heavy than that time i lifted over 50 backs of hot peppers!
Midget apple:why would you even do that?
Grapefurit:to prank pear that one time,it didnt work.
Midget apple:yeah,cuz you tripped over the soap!
[2 years ago - Kitchen]
Grapefurit:(slips on the soap)WOAH!(falls om his back)ow!ugh...seriously?
Orange:PRANKED YA!!!(laughs)
Grapefruit:...ugh.
[Now]
Nerville:hehehe...funerals make me uncomfortable...even if its a...furit funeral.
Pear:thats why you shivered at my great uncles funnerl?!
Nerville:sorry pear...i just hate goodbyes like these...
Pear:ugh...
Everyone came in
Linkara:hey nerd.i see you made it
Nerd:yeah,i should've been there.regardless if i say that everyone is shit if i have to prevent it.
The critic:(sighs)i know...we just have to...move on.
Conner:everyone....may i have your attention?...we honor the first...public funnerl...and...we honor the sacrfice of...marinette...aka...the 3rd subbject of the ixa project.
Cartman:(yawns)man,this is breaking my balls,can we please go now?
Everyone:SSSSHHHH!
Harvey:shut it fatass
Cartman:WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Conner:she...she was an honorable soilder...she...she has taken down...many akumas when she became ixa...she...she also sacrficed herself so that they're defenses would grow weak...may she rest in peace...her sacrfice...wont be forgotten...SHOTGUN SALUTE!
The soilders started to fire they're shotguns
BANG!CHA-CLICK!BANG!CHA-CLICK!
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Conner:if anyone wants to speak...please do so.
Marshmellow was taking the stand
Marshmellow:YAY!I LOVE FUNERALS!
Pear:marshmellow,your doing it wrong.
Marshmellow:YAY!
Orange wad taking the stand
Orange:(sighs)well i havent said anything nice in funerals in awhile so...im gonna sing hello while crying.HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIIDE!
pear:ORANGE!
Pear was taking the stand
Pear:(sighs)we...tried to get her back on her feet...but...it got a bit worst for us...and uh...(sighs)i...im done.(walks off)
Grapefruit was taking the stand
Grapefurit:ive painted a beautiful picture of the tower of Paris.maybe too harsh,but...i thought it would be respectful
Laim was taking the stand
Laim:(sighs)if i can grant a wish of bringing back the dead,i would!but due to rules of leperchans and magical gi-
Pear:WE GET IT!
Kyle was taking the stand
Kyle:we didnt know what went wrong.we got there as fast we could
Cartman:UP YOURS KYLE!
Kyle:SHUT UP CARTMAN!
Fishlegs was taking the stand
Fishlegs:we say fellwell to this person that we tried to...to(cries)i...i cant do it!I HATE GOODBYES!
Hiccup was taking the stand
Hiccup:(sighs)fishlegs was trying to say was
...we tried to make her feel like home.
Cartman:but what we did was the totally opposite.thanks to kyle
Kyle:I DID NOT TOLD THEM TO MAKE HER LIFE WORST CARTMAN!
Cartman:SHUT UP YOU FUCKING JEW!
Everyone went on the stand to pay for their respects
Ian:we have tried to make her feel like at home.
Anthony:(cries)WHY GOD?!WHHHHHHY?!
Midget apple:i cant beleave none of us showed up a little early to show up!
Linkara:she will be missed...and...we tried to make her feel welcome and we failed...
Rick:okay,this is definently our faults,we caused her death.
Morty:rick!
Rick:its true morty.its true.geez,i cant bleave i didnt eat any of beths cooking for this.
Nino:i...i didnt know she...she sacrficed herself.
Alya:its...its all my fault...all mine.
Now,it was finnaly adrians turn
Adrian:...i...i feel like a complete asshole...its all my fault...i...i turned her into this...(starts to cry)ITS ALL MY FAULT!I HAVE FAILED!I!HAVE!FAILED!(cries)IVE HURTED HER,I'VE ALSO NOT TO MENTION LOST IT!I GOT ANGRY WITH HER LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!
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Cartman:up yours adrian!
Everyone looked at cartman
Cartman:...what?
Then they barried the remains of the prototype suit in the coffin
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Conner:...(sighs)you'll be missed...(walks off)
Everyone left the funeral
Samuel and Sagarc were watching
Samuel:(walks up to the grave)...congrads on making it to hell murderer...but if your still alive...i guarantee you,you will be behind bars and will be given a death sentence.(walks off)
Sagarc:(follows samuel)
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Then someone in a hood was watching
???:(smiles)time to play.
