Like Me - Random And Probably Funny

PARENTS!!! DAD AND STEP MOM EDITION!

WHY ARE PARENTS SO EMBARRASSING? 

LAST NIGHT MY DAD AND STEP MOM WAS DROPPING ME AND MY CAREGIVER (MY AUNT) OFF AT MY APARTMENT FROM OUR LONG DAY. (WE HAD TO GO 4HOURS AWAY CAUSE I HAD A MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY DOCTOR APPOINTMENT THERE. )

SO MY CRUSH WALKS OVER.

NOW MIND YOU THAT A FEW WEEKS AGO I KINDA MENTIONED HIM TO MY DAD. 

*CONVERSATION THEN*

*IT STARTED ABOUT ME TELLING HIM THAT I RUN OFF MY PORCH WHICH ISN'T THAT HIGH*

ME: I ALSO RUN INTO THE FREDGE IF I'M UP AT 1 AM.

DAD: WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP AT ONE AM?

ME: I HAVE COMPANY. 

DAD: WHO IS *HE*?

ME: (NOT RELIZING SAID) A---

DAD: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A GUY IN YOUR HOUSE? *GRINS*

ME: HE'S JUST A FRIEND DAD!

*END OF CONVERSATION*

*LAST NIGHT*

I STARTED SMILING WHEN I SEEN MY CRUSH COMING OVER, i TOLD HIM HEY.

BEFORE THEY GOT ME OUT THE VAN AND PUT ME IN MY CHAIR (IT'S NOT A WHEELCHAIR VAN)  I OPENED MY MOUTH AND SAID THAT'S A---.

DAD: *LOOKS AT HIM SMILING* SO YOU'RE THE BOY AT MY DAUGHTER'S HOUSE TILL AFTER 1AM.

A; *SMILES* YEP. 

DAD AND STEP MOM: WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS WITH MY DAUGHTER? 

A: *WEIRD FACE*

ME: WE'RE JUST FRIENDS!!!!! 

*FOR AWHILE*

MY STEP MOM: I'M TAKING BOYFRIEND APPLICATIONS FOR ASHLEY. 

ME: *BLUSHING*

*DURING THE NIGHT*

ANOTHER FRIEND I KNOW (A GIRL MY AGE) AND ME WERE TALKING 

A AND DAD WERE TALKING. 

A LADY THAT i KNOW WAS TALKING WITH ALL OF US THEN SAID TO MY FRIEND: HEY YOU KNOW THAT THEM TWO ARE A COUPLE? *LAUGHING AND POINTING AT ME AND A*

A AND ME: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!! 

MY FRIEND: *LAUGHING* LOOKS LIKE THAT'S NEWS TO ASHLEY. 

A: NEWS TO ME TOO BUT ALRIGHT! *LAUGHING AND CLOWNING AROUND*

ME: *BLUSHING* NO WE'RE NOT. 

A: *LAUGHS AND POINTS AT ME* LOOK AT HER FACE! SHE'S BLUSHING AGAIN! 

*ALSO*

HIM AND MY STEP MOM STARTED PLAY FLIRTING WITH HIM STARTING IT AND SHE'S WAS ALL I'M A CUGOR AND THE LADY SAID "AW ASHLEY SHE'S TRYING TO TAKE YOUR MAN."

(THIS ISN'T THE HALF OF IT)

(I'M NOW AFRAID THAT MY CRUSH KNOWS MY SECRET :( )