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Here it is. The end. First time writing crack though.
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ErrorMare: *making out*

Cross: Lol I know of it.

ErrorMare: *Intensifies making out*

Cross: Welp, bye.
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Ink: Why you destroy?!

Error: Uno Reverse card.

Ink: Gasp! How dare!
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Fate: Why wasn't I in this?

Me: *Shrug*

Fate: But in every book since the ask and dare book you featured me in the Undertale fandom!

Me: In every book since the ask and dare book in the Undertale Fandom was planned ahead.

Destiny: HAH!
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Destiny: You smell.

Fate: No You.

Destiny: No double you.

Fate: No UwU.

Destinty: No UwUwU.

Fate: No-

Me: *high pitched screeching* STOP BEING ME AND MY BROTHER!

Fate and Destiny: Okay!
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Me: *Fangirling on the ground, flopping like a fish and squeeling like a pig*

Ink: Are you okay?

Me: I AM IN LOVE WITH MY NEXT BOOK IDEA KSKSKSKSKKSKS

Ink: And...?

Me: No. I never am Okay.
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Me: *writing ErrorMare make out scences*

Me: HHhhhh I'm too curropted for this...
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Jake: WHY DO YOU LET PEOPLE TORTURE ME?!

Me: I'm a Sadist.

Jake: BUT WHY JUST ME!?

Me: Hey, you enter my mind without a motive that fits your persanality and past expirences, then you pay the price!

Jake: BUT-

Me: Are for sitting! You can't come into my mind and expect me to create a random motive and write it down to be published! You should know that I add some kind of real life logic into my stories! I don't take time to re-search for nothing!
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Dream: Why do you add real life logic into your stories?

Me: I want some type of connection to reality in my stories.

Dream: Why?

Me: *starts crying while smiling* So that maybe one day UnderTale will happen IRl. TwT

Dream: Um...

Me: *Stops crying* And I don't want to feed my readers false information.
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Daze: *tied up in shed* Mmmmmmm!

Chi: Hahahaha! An entire book without you keeping us back!

Daze: *Bites gang off of mouth* CHI I SWEAR TO ASGORE IF YO-

Me: *pops head in* Hey Chi, have you seen Da...ze... CHI!

Chi: Bye!
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