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Axton: "We should get married...you know...for tax benefits."
You: "You don't even pay taxes."
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maya: Ok, what do we do now?
You: I don't know.
maya: You don't know? I thought you had a plan.
you: My plan was to do whatever I thought was right and hope you didn't notice.
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Salvador: What's wrong?
You: I don't know, but I think I'm bleeding internally.
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You: "How long have you been standing there?"
Zer0: "More than you'd like."
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You: "Please get out of that pillow fort. We're supposed to have dinner with friends!"
Gaige: "Counter-offer: you join me, we rule this pillow kingdom together, watch Hocus Pocus, and eat popcorn for dinner."
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You: I love you.
krieg: *voice goes up two octaves* COOL
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You: Are you oxygen? Because you keep me alive. *finger guns*
Lilith: Oh my god, you dork.
You: I'm your dork.
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Brick: "Well, I can scratch that off my bucket list."
You: "Who puts getting arrested on their bucket list?"
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You: "You said we were safe!"
Roland: "No, I said we were safer, not safe."
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You: "you're so drunk right now. "
Mordecai: "no I'm not. Your just blurry."
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