Merric's Tales [D&D]

The introduction

I was in my cozy home. The river nearby calmly crawled over rocks and splashed water around, the stream's sounds accompanied by the croaking of frogs and the oinking of pigs nearby. The sky was as blue as ever. Clouds calmly swam through the ocean of wind. The breeze blew through the open window and through my red, curly hair. My eyes were closed and I was simply enjoying the afternoon.

A voice suddenly woke me from my daydreaming. "The Tales of Merric Greatbucket... Where do you find the time to dream up tales like these?" They asked. I chuckled. "My beloved friend, I do not fantasize about adventures. I live them. Now, pass me that there book, and I shall read you of my great journeys. Take a seat, the pillows are soft and fluffed. This will be a story grand enough to keep you enthralled from start to finish. It all began when I left this comfortable home in search of adventure..."