MHA X READER ONE SHOTS

you creeping them out with facts

Omg IM DEAD BHT ALIVE BUT DEAD I WAS AT SO MANY CONCERTS AHHHHHH anyway enjoy

Bakugo

Bakuhoe was just laying on his bed in his dorm scroling through TiKtOk liking random ShIt when Y/N walked in nd stood in the doorway it took a while until bakugo fianlly noticed the tiny human being he called his girlfriend "what the actual fuck do you want" you walked up to him and sat on his lap "growing up we all had an imaginary friend right" he gave a dead ass look "okay hurry up" "truth be told those imaingary friends are actual who you were in youre past life" you got up and yeeted yourself out of the room bakugo sat up and started questining his extistince

Deku

You yeeted youre self through the window which caused deku to fall off his bed "Y/N WTH MY WINDOW" Y/N shushed deku "you need to calm down your being to loud and did you know that when rabbits have babies and when they get stressed they eat there babies" deku had a shooked face Y/N kissed him abd yeeted herself back out the window

Todoroki

You guys were chilling out on todorokis bed cuddling you randomly spoke "shobaby guess what" he was scrolling through instagram "mmm" he answered "did you know that if you decapitated someones head it stays conscious for like 20 seconds" he looked at her with a concerned face "your not planning on killing anyone right" you gave him a innocent look "only a guy named endeavour he hurt my shobaby" you hugged todoroki he hugged back laughing

Uraraka

You guys were watching youtube *cough* jacksepticeye *cough* when you randomly spoke out "uraraka uwu did you know that a dead body decomposes four times fast in water than land" she backed up a bit "youre so scary STOB IT"

Present mic

You guys were in the car coming back from grocery shopping while scrolling through twitter you cane across a gross fact "babe this fact is disgusting ready" he sighed "no not really" you ignored what he said "did you know three days after death the enzymes from youre digestive system begins to digest youre body" "omg Y/N thats digusting dont say that ewwww" you laughed

Aizawa

"Babe did you know youre hearing is the last thing you lose when dead" you asked he nodded his head "ive known for ages idiot" you pouted "i want to just gross you out" he chuckled "try harder next time"

All might

"You jumped on to his back and gave him youre phone "read that out loud"
He nodded "youre mum gae" nah jk jk jk "did you know that dead bodies swell up like ballons after four days due to the release gases and liquids "WTF Y/N" he dropped youre phone shattering it since its a tile floor "MY PHONE YOURE GETTING ME A NEW ONE WITH AIRPODS SIR and yas its true" after that he did buy you a new phone and airpods

Okay i did these to see the reacts of you guys and all this is true so be scafed you CUTE FUCKING UWUS

AUTHOR~CHAN OUT

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