5o ways to be werid

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Plz watch the video it's hilarious

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1: Constantly poke the person sitting next to you, giggling and whispering, "I poked ya!" under your breath.

2: Walk up to teachers (works best on ones you don't know) and hug them

3: Buy a fake mustache and wear it to school. When at school, stare at everyone in horror. When they ask why, say, "B-but it's National Mustache Day! And no one's dressed up!"

4: Start doing the Chicken Dance in the middle of class (works best in core classes like Math or Science)

5: Bring a wad of fake, paper money to school and slap people with it.

6: Walk up to someone you barely know and poke them, giggling. When they look over at you, gasp and start fangirling, like, "OMG OMG OMG!"

7: For your lunch, bring a HUGE suitcase with nothing but a sandwich in it

8: Tell small-like people to do their chores

9: If your teacher makes fun of themselves, tell them they have a pill to fix that kind of thing

10: Walk out of the bathroom into a crowded hall, grinning and giggling excitedly. When you get weird looks, get very defensive and shout, "I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!"

11-20~ In the park

11: Listen to any kind of music device (iPod, MP3, ext.) with headphones or earbuds, and sing along to your music at the top of your lungs...badly.

12: Walk around behind someone you don't know, impersonating them silently

13: Bring a portable CD player and a rainbow afro wig. Dress up like a disco dude. Put on modern techno-pop and start dancing disco in the middle of the park.

14: Climb a tree and hang upside down and scream: "I'M FREAKING TARZAN!"

15: Go on all the little kid equipment, like monkey bars that you're too tall to do, or slides that are your height.

16: Hang upside down on the monkey bars and scream: "RETURN OF FREAKING TARZAN!"

17: Smack your gum and text on your phone while sitting next to a mom who's watching her kid(s) playing. Then turn to her and call her a butler.

18: Order around some little kids.

19: Eat half a bag of chips and then say, "I'm full." Turn to the person next to you and ask if they want them, but assure them you only spit in the bag twice.

20: Put on a tangled blonde wig and claim that you are Hannah Montana

21: Wear a bunch of red lipstick and jewelry and tell your parents you're Angelina Jolie (works best if you are male)

22: Pretend to eat your little sibling's head

23: Whenever eating a banana, sing into it loudly and badly

24: Buy a bunch of posters of somewhat hated celebrities (Lady Gaga, Justin Beiber, ext.) and a couple of Nerf Guns. Open up a "Shoot Your Least Favorite Celeb!" business in your garage (works best if your sibling is a fan of at least one of the celebrities)

25: Decorate the entire house with mustaches

26: On someones birthday, instead of singing the regular Happy Birthday song, sing "Happy birthday! Haaaaappy birthday! You're one year closer to DEATH! But happy birthday!"

27: Get up in the middle of the night and ask your older sibling/parents if you can crawl into bed with them, because you had a nightmare

28: When you get in trouble and you're being yelled at, grin up at your parent and say "Y.O.L.O" (You only live once)

29: Sing really annoying, yet popular, songs at the dinner table. When someone asks you to shut up, hum it instead

30: Tell your parents/siblings to do their chores

31-40~ In the movies

31: Sob loudly in sad parts

32: Spit take (spurt out) your drink during surprising parts

33: Say,"Oh my gosh" every ten seconds

34: Constantly whisper to the person next to you

35: Scream loudly when the lights go out. When people look over at you, say, "I'm afraid of the dark."

36: Slurp your drink loudly

37: Quietly insult the actors' ability constantly

38: Announce loudly, "I have to pee" every twenty minutes, but refuse to go to the bathroom

39: One word: texting!

40: Settle your head on the person next to you's shoulder (works best if you don't know them)

41-50~In the spa

41: (This is not for the faint hearted) "Accidentally" drop your towel a lot

42: Use the towel you're sitting on as a tissue

43: Get a facial and then complain that you think the stuff is concrete

44: When having a massage, whisper, "Ow, ow, ow"

45: Ask if they hold charges

46: In the steam room, go across the room from everyone else and practice making dramatic entrances out of the fog

47: In the sauna , complain that you're hot

48: Sing the "I'm a little teapot" song under your breath while getting a pedicure

49: "Forget" which locker you put your clothes in

50: Tickle the person doing your nails/massaging you/giving you facial/just sitting next to you

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