You're Safe with Me, Kid - Irondad and Spiderson oneshots

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A/N
Okay so this is a really short story. It's not necessarily an iron dad Spider son oneshot but it's Peter and the avengers. It's inspired by a thing I saw on a youtube channel called kingani. The video above .I changed it a bit but nothing much. Okay! Hope you enjoy!!

Peter's POV
*buzz buzz*. Ugh. Again seriously? That's the sound of my phone. I dig in my bag for it as I'm walking to the tower. I told Happy if I could walk home on my own this time. He agreed. Way to quickly. I take my phone out and yet again the same thing. Ever since I changed the description on my wattpad account (A/N I like to think Peter writes a lot of gravity falls fan fiction) from 'this is a relatable description' to 'hi I'm asexual, here's my instagram' I've been getting these weird dm's on my instagram to...um do stuff. Why. Usually I block them. And yes I put my instagram in my description. But this one was annoying and I couldn't get rid of them.
**********these are the texts**********
The day before yesterday

Unknown : You are the slutty babysitter my wife hires when she goes out of town. Name is Dan (I didn't want it to be Scott) or Mr.Henderson, 6'2, brown hair and blue eyes. Athletic build wearing jeans and a shirt.

Peter Parker: dude you've got the wrong account. I don't babysit anyone + I'm asexual so bye.

-----------Unknown has gone offline-------------
Yesterday

Unknown : oh come on, you know me!

Peter Parker: seriously dude. I don't. I told you I don't even babysit anyone

Unknown: come on, daddy's cock felt so good in you!

Peter Parker: dude ew I'm 16

Unknown: yeah I know ;)

Peter Parker: also please be at least a little faithful to your wife?

Unknown: yeah but she has a man too. Plus you liked it a lot last night.

---------Peter Parker has gone Offline---------

Today

Unknown: Hey, I know you know me. Remember when I made you scream daddy? Remember how good I felt to you

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I didn't respond. I waited till I got to the tower. Once I did I got another text from them.
****************the texts****************

Unknown:Hey
Unknown:Hey
Unknown:Hey
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I sighed as I put the phone back in my pocket and plopped right on my couch. All the avengers were in the room (most of them atleast, some of them were in Wakanda and space)"What's going on? Another history test? You could ask your dad about that you know." Said Nat. "It's this stupid person in my instagram dm's who won't stop bugging me." I said as I took out my phone and waved it."You want us to take them down?" Bucky asked. I looked at bucky and said "dont". Right then Wanda snatched the phone out of my hand and connected it to the living room tv. She scrolled as everyone just stared. Some even laughed. "Why didn't you block them yet?" Steve said. "Why is he referring to himself as daddy?" Asked Thor. Everyone just looked at each other and laughed awkwardly, trying to dismiss the question as Rhodey explained to him. . After everyone read every thing Wanda started typing.

***************The texts***************

Unknown:Hey you're finally online. Lemme guess you couldn't wait for daddy's cock?

Peter Parker: my name is shrek  or green legend. I'm 7'6 and love eating eyes.

------------Unknown has gone offline------------
Peter Parker : not answering? Fucking shrekophobe
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Word Count : 584 words