part 3 we are fucking

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by sarycozasfinest

by sarycozasfinest

geico lizard holds my hand. he looks at me

"that is the best i've ever had" he whispers

you think it wasn't that shabby but u keep it to urself because geico lizard looks at you. he is not yet clothed so it was from his heart

he is on his both knees both of them although he was not going to suck dick.

"g-g-g-g--gg--g-....GEICO LIZARD SAMA-SENPAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" you. moan? gasp? idk you did both.

"marry me.....................................................................................Hoe." geico says. you hadnt seen each other in yeaers. youd only had one date. but geico lizard was now a hot chad who fucks men and women alike and works out and he does not cal himsef an incel. hes also a ceo. since you're a bit of a gold digger. you can't refuse this one. this is the jackpot

extending your hand, your ring finger grows so geico lizard-senpai o/////o can put the ring on. as he does htis, ur ring finger retracts into normal size. geioc lizard is still not clothed as he picks you up bridal style and carries you down a wedding aisle that was in his home.

ur veil is over ur face. u are walking down the waisle now and geico lizard is beneath the arch just naked stil which really meant htis was an intimiate expeirne

the priest looked at me. he sighed when he realized i wasn't a young boy. rolling his eyes, he whispered to me. "hey hoe...... ik you a gold digger n' all... but.... you dont think u can do better than some lizard lookin' mf?"

"no"

"oh tight. its ight then. imma thug i aint judging love is love"

the priest then said. "hakuna matata". and that hit hard for you because mufasa was your first childhood crush

geico lizard then sweeped you off your feet and kissed you. the marriage was sealed. you then pushed him off the building off his home which was 39.5 floor tall.... you took his money. this entire book has been a plot twist. you actually contacted him first knowing that hoe was a rcih bitch.... Plot Twist Bitch!!! owned.

u then lived ur gay lesbian dream listening to *N-SYNC (i added that for u fish), praying to justin timberlake, watching magic mike, and crying to brittney spears