The date was October 30 and I was 15 years old
The day before the fun costume wearing holiday
I was in my physical education class with my classmates
We were playing the sport of tennis and I had worked up a thin layer of sweat
Our coach calls out to us as we are lead to the room with showers to bath ourselves
As I undress to step into the shower room I am spotted removing my shrek 3 underpants from my young pubescent body by the other boys
One of them calls out "what a stupid kid, shrek is lame"
Another shouted at me "grow up kid shrek is stupid" he said in a mocking tone
The other kids start to laugh and point at my direction
There is nothing else I can do but silently sob and step into the cold shower
One of the troublesome boys approaches me and strikes me in my side
I fall to the ground
"Shrek is so lame" he says "why would you like him"
A sadness fills my heart as he speaks this way about shrek, my devotion is so strong
All the boys laugh as I sit on the ground crying, I pause to inhale deeply to catch my breathe
An odor fills my nostrils
It is an unmistakable odor of the ripe onion
The room grows dark and has a menacing feeling to it
The shower door busts down as a shadowy figure appears
The silhouette steps into the locker room and looks at the boys
I recognize the person and my heart starts to race.
It is shrek.
He slowly approaches the young man who struck me
"Let the shrekening begin" shrek whispers
He grasps the young boy around the midsection and tears him in half like paper
He turns to another while caressing his head and crushes it with one hand easily
A boy tries to run, but you cannot outrun the ogrelord
Shrek becomes instantly eshrect and penetrates the boys back with his large penis
Shreks penis comes out the other end with the boys heart on the tip of his Gentiles
All the boys are no more
"Let's not let this go to waste" says shrek
He stacks the bodies and dismembered parts together to form a small bed-like structure of flesh
I look at it then up at shrek
He smiles showing me his delicious teeth
I know how I must thank him, I know what I must do
I step from the shower onto the bloody carcass mattress
I grip my pale buttocks and spread them to show shrek my dilated asshole
He uses the blood of my fallen foes as a lubricant as he slides inside me
Every inch causes me more pain as water leeks from my eyes and onto the floor
His hairy green testicles slap the back of mine as his force penetrates me roughly
I feel my lower intestine and kidney move out of the way from my stomach to make a place for shreks penis
My nipples become hard and I begin the twist the, gently
I reach over and gag myself with my shrek underwear so I taste my own nut juice. It's tasty.
I hear a slight tearing coming from my anal tissue as I begin to sob, I do it silently however so the ogre-lord is pleased at my offering of my body
I feel his penis pulsating in my rectum and he starts to growl
He releases his oniony syrup-like semon into my body
The force is so strong I shoot 3 feet in front of me like a rocket blasting off to pleasure island
I taste the blood in my mouth from my ripped up organs and smell the pungent onion odor in the air
I wake up a year later out of a coma in the hospital, it's been one year and I'm paralyzed from the waste down.
I smile because only I know the reason of my paralysis induced coma but I am proud of it
I look out the window to see the shrek green grass and I smile "shrek is love" I whisper to myself as I rest my head on the hospital pillow "shrek is life".
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Shrek is love Shrek is life
HumorDid this one night when I was bored and had a lot of time on my hands, to much it seems. Go check out the original shrek is love shrek is life before reading this. All thanks to him and Disney.