Robin get dress like He normally do, a bright shirt, 10 jackets, a pair of skinny jeans, and socks. No shoes, just socks. His Mom finally let him go see his favorite artist live, Jake Paul. He always fantasize of sucking the blonde boys toes, he bets they taste like Logan Paul's Ass.
Robin wasn't like the other boys, he made UwU soft music on his free time with his dog, Fruit. He writes lit songs about lemons, thicc ass bitches, and how much he loves eating dirt! He dreams of finally playing his songs to his true love one day, Lemon man.
As Robbie falls down the stairs, he can hear his step dad laughing and sksksksking
"sksksksksk, hey sister! I forgot to pay our light bill so now we're using my lit highlight now! And I oop!"
Robbies step dad, James charles, is a hottie. Everyone drools over his thicc cheeks, you can hear the clap of his ass from a mile away. He was only wearing an apron that day, you can see is 20 foot bulge threw the thin cloth.
"UwU whats this, daddy?" He whines, his eyes cross as his tongue flies out his mouth
"Skksksksk, don't worry son, womp womp womp!"
":("
Cavetown chows down on raw lemons as he grabs his tickets and more lemons. He kisses his dog goodbye, kisses his photo of Lemon man, and goes on his merry way.
"Sksksksks, have a good day! If you need me at all, I'll be making another apology video!! Womp womp womp heyyyy!" James chortles as he kisses robbies ginger hair.
This gonna be a lit ass day.
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FanfictionRobin, a 20 year old man who's in love with lemons, meets a goddess of a women, Zendaya, at a Jake Paul concert. Please don't hurt me.