I see more and more of my peers beginning to speak in a British accent and I cannot, for the life of me, understand how they do it.
Of course, when I speak eloquently, many have said that I do have a mix of a British and Indian accent.
Well, I would just like to say that IDK how you figured that, you jackass! (Im kidding I love you all my beloved sweethearts)
I just listen to a lot of Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay.
Also, I think British accents are sexy.
Like, the many accents that are a part of the UK just sounds like a mix of "I'm gonna do you so hard your bed is gonna break " and "I will keep you in a castle made of roses and make sure your every need is met, my love". And I fooking love it. I love your accent so much, you poshly hawt cutie pies.
An American accent sounds like your bestest friend but a British accent sounds like well, an incredibly hot person who you wanna fook but can't because they are way out of your league. Especially when they do the accent in a very low voice. I love it.
It's a real shock when you come out from a daze of British accents and almost always, it's a very motherly Singaporean accent that wakes you up with a ice-cold bucket of water so that the humidity and heat doesn't give you a heat stroke.
Nothing is more like a refreshing slap in the face than, "Eyy, ah girl, what you need, ah?"
#bristishaccentsaresexy #fightme #singaporeanaccentsarequitecomforting #shutthefrontdooraboutsingapore'saccent #allaccentsarenice
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Stuff about Singapore
RandomAs the title has stated above, you can see that I'm just gonna talk about living in Singapore. This book is basically my thoughts and stuff I see here in Singapore. I will also answer all misconceptions about Singapore!
