You'll never be my bias: Jeon Jungkook one shots

Uh-oh

*stick around until the end for a treat*

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It was going to be my first day at work after my wedding...

I'M MARRIED TO THE GOLDEN MAKNAE BITCHEEEEES-- I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD LAST LONG BUT 48 HOURS AND I'M STILL HERE!

I rolled around on the silk sheets.

That's right, my bed. MINE AND JUNGOO'S BED! I BET EVERY TWIST AND TURN I MAKE IN THIS BED RILES UP JUNGKOOK STANS' HEARTS MWAHAHAHA-

"Mwahahahahaha~ MINE! BE JEONLOUS, BITCHES! HAHAHAHAHA!"

"Ahem," someone cleared their throat and I instantly let go of the covers I had fisted.

And sat up straight.

Jungoo- I mean Jungkook.

"Oh- ah I- I'm up," I put my hair behind my ear in a very lady-like manner as I wasn't just fangirling like a maniac.

"I was just making the uh- bed, yes bed," I lied as I jumped off the bed and started smoothing it out.

"Is that so?," he smirked as he leaned against the door frame. Then started to walk in.

And plopped on the bed.

Then, to my horror, rolled about just like I had a few minutes ago.

"I never knew this was how they made beds," he said as he rested his chin on his palm.

Too embarrassed to even look at him, I found a very pretty spot on the floor and focused on it.

"And here I thought you weren't going to fangirl after I broke you last night," he was smirking, I knew it without even looking at him.

But the heat from my face was watering my eyes so I dared not look up.

His thumb lightly caressed my hot, blazing cheek making it melt as he chuckled. "So shy," he breathed. "So cute."

I pray the Lord, my soul to take.

And I finally looked up at my husband.

Goodbye, bitches.

He bit his lip, trying to hold back his laughter. "Who are these bitches you boast off to?"

NUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

"I ought to meet them and thank them," he winked and the embarrassment hit my head, making me sway and fall right on him - passed out.