The talk

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WARNING: puberty and sex refrences

Uhh yesterday night I was lying in bed about to go to sleep when I had an awesome idea for this chapter and now I've forgotten it so I just wrote this instead.

Peter and Mj are married and they have a child that is 10 yrs old and they are about the talk with her.

Saturday night

"So when do you think we should have 'the talk' with our daughter after she walked in on us last night." Peter whispered to his beautiful wife Mj.

"I don't know we both don't have work tomorrow,except for your spidey-boy patrol. Try not to make it as awkward as you. I'll go buy the stuff tomorrow morning."

"Oh yeah and it's  spiderman and I'm 37 (sorry I can't imagine Peter, Mj and Ned being 37)

Sunday morning

Mj goes to Boots (pharmacy) to buy some condoms,birth control pills and pads. Michelle went to pay and the man at the till who asked,

"Hi Michelle how ya doing?" Stan as he scanned the items."Wait I thought you and Peter wanted more children."

"Oh no we're giving the talk to my daughter."

"Okay, bye Michelle good luck!"

Michelle walked out of Boots and went back to her house Peter and May (daughter not aunt) were watching tv.

"Mum your home."

"Yes sweetie me and your father need to talk to you. Don't worry you're not in trouble, sit down."

"Okay so when a girls starts puberty a lot of changes will happen to her: pyhsically and emotionally. the average age to start is 8 -18."

"Some of the things that happen are:

Breast Development. Girls usually begin puberty between the ages of 8 and 13 years old. ...Body Hair. Coarser hair will begin to grow in the genital area, under the arms, and on the legs. DischargePeriods. (the real pain of puberty)Increase in Height. ...Wider Hips. ...

I started when I was 13 but its different for every person.

You'll get something called a period which is where you bleed out of your you know. You'll need to wear a pad. It is important because you need to get on to have babies.

"is that what you and daddy were doing yesterday."

Peter and Mj blushed a deep shade of crimson.

"Yes, but that was with protection."

"You are protected with this she pulled out  a condom out of her bag."

"You'll learn more about this at school."

"Okay bye I've got homework."

"How is she not embarrassed."Mj blurted out

"I don't know remember when we had it with Tony and May."

Aunt May walked in the front door

That was probably because Tony kept making dirty jokes and you had it with all the avengers.

"Anyway what do  we do with this this."Peter said with his big mouth

"You should use them!"aunt May said whilst walking past into the kitchen

"MAY!" Peter and Mj exclaimed in sync.

Even they were married they were still awkward around each other. They will always be awkward dorks.

                                Thank you for reading,

                                 Ash

Just curious when did you guys learn about this. I did when I was 10. It was extremely awkward.

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