Spideychelle: One shots after far from home

Peter and the baby

In which Peter decides to call Mj to help him babysit.

It was Saturday and May and her best friend April were talking about going on holiday together.

"I have have no idea where to leave Julie." said April in a tired voice.

"Oh I'm sure my nephew Peter won't mind babysitting her for a few days, Peter is that okay with you."

Peter looked at aunt May with a shocked face, but being the good boy Peter was he said yes.

About one week later  

"Thank you so much for doing this Peter."

"You're welcome."

May and April left when they had gone through things at least 5 times. As soon as they left the door the baby started crying. Peter panicked and he put her on his bed. When he turned around Peter saw poop on his bed. He phoned his girlfriend Mj. 

                                                                 On the phone

Mj: Hey Peter what's up

Peter: MJ REMEMBER HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO BABYSIT A BABYSIT A BABY FOR A WEEK

Mj: Yeah what about it.

Peter: SHE JUST SHITTED ALL OVER MY BED I'M FREAKING OUT.

Mj burst out laughing through the phone.

Mj: I'll be there in a minute.

Peter: There's no time for walking 

Mj: Okay I'll come in my car 

After 2 minutes Peter he heard a knock on the door 

Mj gave him a quick kiss on the cheek as she ran to his room.

"Hello Annie how are you." Mj said in a quiet, soft voice. The  baby immediately stopped crying

"Peter she was crying because she needed the toilet.

"No shit sherlock."

Then the door knocked.

"I'll get that." said Mj as she she walked down the stairs.

"Hey Mr Stark!"

"Hey Mj!"

"Can I come in."

"Of course!" she exclaimed whilst stepping aside.

Peter walks in with a baby in his hand. 

"Peter what did I tell you about getting Mj pregnant. Oh my god how did I not notice she looked perfectly normal. Why didn't you tell - !

"Mr Stark I'm babysitting for May."

"Phew. I thought I would have to have the talk with you again."

Mj facepalms

Mr Stark leaves .

"So do you want to stay here for the rest of the week."

"Duh. Looks like you'll have to use the baby monitor protocol for something else."