Just Noise - A Smosh Games One Shot

Just Noise.

Scene 1 - Iancorn

The Smosh Games team had just finished filming a Game Bang. Everyone basically went off to do their own thing, but no one left the building. Ian chose to hang out with Lasercorn, having nothing better to do.

"Oh my gosh, you're so boring!" Ian whined, annoying Lasercorn further.

"What? Do you want me to take you skydiving, or pull a bunny out of thin air?" Lasercorn said rashly, "I'm not here to entertain you, Ian."

"But I'm bored!!" Ian shouted, his voice growing quite loud, "Do something!!"

"Fine, yeesh..." sighed Lasercorn, walking over to Ian. He kissed him smack on the mouth, using his surprise to his advantage. He stuck his tongue halfway down Ian's throat, hoping for a good reaction. As he pulls away, he can see the lust in Ian's eyes.

"There, you big baby. " Lasercorn said, smirking. Much to Lasercorn's surprise and arousal, however, Ian began to move towards him. Ian kissed him firmly, this time gaining dominance in the kiss. He pulled away as soon as Lasercorn got into it, teasing. Ian then wore the smirk.

"Goddamn it Ian..." Lasercorn muttered under his breath. Ian could tell he was getting bothered down there... He began to pull off Lasercorn's shirt, not saying a word. Ian slowly kissed down Lasercorn's neck, then chest, stopping just before his pants. Ian got down on his knees, tugging at Lasercorn's belt.

"Really...?" Lasercorn asked, breathing heavy, "Right now?" Ian nodded, giving Lasercorn the best puppy dog eyes he could muster, and licking his lips hungrily. He sighed in exasperation and relief, because the tightness in his pants was growing to hard to bare.

After giving Ian the Okay, Lasercorn undid his own belt, allowing Ian to get his pants and boxers down to his ankles as fast as possible.

"Damn you're hard..." Ian said seductively, taking Lasercorn's length in his hands. As he began to move, Lasercorn let out a small gasp, trying to keep quiet. Ian did not hesitate to put it all the way into his mouth at that point, making Lasercorn moan rather loudly.

"I - Ian..." Lasercorn tried, breathless from Ian's motions, "S - Stop... We have to *pant* stay quiet... Th - they'll hear..." His protests were met by a pause from Ian, who then took his length out of his mouth, leaving a string of saliva connecting them.

"Who gives a fuck?" Ian replied, roughly licking up and down the full length. Ian paused again, "Make noise babe... I wanna hear it..." When Ian said that, Lasercorn quickly gave in, moaning and grabbing Ian's hair as he bobbed back and forth.

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Scene 2 - Marhinki

Mari and Sohinki had the unfortunate luck of taking the room beside Ian and Lasercorn. Before the sounds had started, Mari had been playing a little Minecraft, with Sohinki watching closely.

"DIIIEEEE!!!" Mari shouted happily, slicing a zombie with her iron sword. Sohinki chuckled to himself. He always thought Mari was cute when she was getting into a game. He put his arm around her, still grinning. Mari smiled too, but did not look away from the now stone filled screen. Not even Sohinki could distract her from mining.

That's when the noises started.

"Eww..." Sohinki groaned, "Why did we pick the room next to Iancorn?"

"Why are they so noisy?! I'm trying to get rich here..." Mari said as she picked up the gold she just mined.

"We could drown it out..." Sohinki said, looking at Mari with his arm still around her. Mari shot him a suspicion filled glance, which quickly made him realize that what he said sounded very, very wrong. "I - I - I meant with music!!" He quickly added, "Music...."

Mari paused the game and cranked up the Minecraft music, almost drowning out the sound. They could still hear it though.

"That helps but I can still hear the Iancorn..." Sohinki said, a disgusted look plastered on his face.

"Well..." Mari said, looking deep into Sohinki's eyes, "I know something that won't drown out the noise, but it'll take your mind off of it..." She kissed him gently, leaning forward in her swivel chair. Sohinki's arm slid down from her shoulders to her waist, craddling her gently. Mari placed her hands on Sohinki's chest, gripping the fabric slightly.

They couldn't hear the Iancorn anymore.

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Scene 3 - Jovanthony

Joven and Anthony had no idea what to do. The couples had all went off together, and left them both alone. It wouldn't have been that bad, if it weren't for the awkwardness of a raging crush that Anthony had on Joven.

Anthony sat playing on his phone absent minedly, trying to ignore the fact that he was alone with Joven. Joven was almost asleep, leaned back in a chair with his hands folded neatly on his chest.

"Goddamn it!!!" Anthony shouted angrily as the small yellow bird smacked into a pipe. Joven jumped. Anthony had scared the crap out of him. Luckily not literally...

"JEEZUS ANTHONY!!" Joven shouted, standing up out of his chair and looking down at Anthony, "YOU NEARLY GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!!!" Joven was very angry. Partly because he was almost asleep, and partly because he didn't want Anthony to get hurt. Ever.

"I'm sorry!" Anthony retaliated, standing up from his chair, "It's this stupid Flappy Bird!!" Joven's expression softened knowingly. He too had been angry at that game from time to time, and could understand Anthony's frustration.

"I get it, but next time you die, don't be interruptin' ma beauty sleep!" Joven said, snapping his fingers at Anthony. Anthony chuckled. Like he even needs it... He thought.

They both went awkwardly silent, and looked into each others eyes. There was a brief moment where the world disappeared, and all they saw was one another. That moment didn't last long however, because they could both suddenly hear the sounds of Iancorn coming from another room. Anthony looked away blushing, and Joven did the same, stretching.

Then another sound could be heard. The Minecraft background music. They both knew what that was supposed to cover up. The air in the room suddenly grew thick and heavy, both of them wanted to speak, but neither said a word.

Anthony nervously cleared his throat, "*Ahem* So, Uhh, want a soda or something?" He said, putting his phone into his pocket.

"Sure..." Joven replied hesitantly, looking back at Anthony still blushing.

Anthony smiled shyly. He began to walk over to the mini fridge to get the sodas, when he tripped over his own feet and fell... Right into Joven's arms. He had moved swiftly, saving Anthony from hitting the ground. Joven pulled him up, holding him close and studying his face for pain.

"Are you okay?" Joven asked quietly. Anthony could not speak. He was so surprised by what just happened. He was standing there in Joven's arms, hands on Joven's chest, eyes locked. He couldn't move. He couldn't think. The world stopped just like it did when their eyes met earlier.

"Joven..." Anthony heard himself say, shocked. Omg... "Joven, I..." He couldn't control his mouth anymore. Joven stood there, arms wrapped around Anthony protectively, and kissed him. Their lips met, and Anthony swore he saw sparks fly.

They couldn't hear the Iancorn, or the Minecraft music...

After all, it was Just Noise.

A/N: Thanks so much for reading! Please let me know if I did a good job! Sorry about the smut at the beginning, the Iancorn needed it XD. Check out my other fan fics if you want.