Home sweet home, but not for long. Taehyung was very hungry and he wanted an hand for lunch! Jungkook didn't have any hands but his.
-baby, I must give you my hand- Said Jungkook seriously. Taehyung wasn't listening him.
-Jungkookie take my...ehm...something- Taehyung gave something to Jungkook...something that looked like a small red ball. Jungkook picked up the disgusted ball.
-What is this?!- Asked Jungkook screaming.
-I don't know... it came out of my body, I think it could be an organ- said Taehyung with a beautiful smile.
-Ok...don't worry people i...- He was interrupted by Jimin, that entered in the kitchen. Both stayed real estate looking at the boy. He was happy like every day.
-SON! HOW ARE YOU MY LOVE?!- Screamed Jungkook nervous.
-Kookie I'm hungry!- said Taehyung impatient.
Jimin was confused.
-Dad Tae, I lost my phone. I can't call my friends. Now Dad Kookie is obliged to buy me a car!-
Said Jimin smiling.
-My love...we've got a problem. Your Dad is cannibal- and after these words, Jimin was petrified.
-No problem dad. Yoongi can resolve our problem. He's the nerd of school- Said Jimin with that FUCKING SMILE.
The family went to house of Namjoon...the dad of Yoongi. Namjoon is the leader of police...in
short, "the perfect close".
LATER...
-I think that you could be a zombie, Taehyung-
-I don't like that word, and i think that you are a little bit stupid, Yoongi. But thanks for your help-
A zombie? He looked like too much normal to be a zombie. Maybe it was just a prank.
-He-hello Jimin...- Said Yoongi nervous.
-we already greeted Yoongi...three times- Said Jimin embarrassed. Yoongi became red like a tomato.
-Ok, in case he was worse, you will have to take precautions- said Yoongi changing the topic.
Everyone was confused.
-what precautions?- Said Jungkook trying to make speak Yoongi.
-well, if he were to start eating really men, you should shoot at his skull- Said Yoongi worried.
The silence dropped into the room. Everyone was surprised for the Yoongi's words.
-Beautiful shit situation- Said Taehyung smiling.
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MY ZOMBIE|Santa Clarita Diet Taekook
Humor"I think that you could be a zombie, Taehyung" "I don't like that word, and i think that you are a little bit stupid, Yoongi. But thanks for your help" Nobody knows his secret but Jungkook, Jimin and Yoongi. Taehyung seems like a normal man, because...
