"Ok ok, hear me out ok!" Shuri and Peter plead at Tony's feet
"Ok." The man continues to slowly walk with both teenagers thudding on the ground with each step, one child on each leg, "let me get this straight..." he finally stops and looks down to the two pranksters. "You want me" The two nod their heads slightly with each part, "to let you borrow my nano suit," another nod, "so you can reprogram it," Shuri buts in,
"No Stark, we want to recreate it, what do you thing we are," now both Peter and Shuri say at the same time, "Neanderthals?"
"Right?" Tony continues, "recreate it," nods of approval, "just so you can, and I quote, 'scare the fucking Kermit out of him'. Am I right?" Which gets an disapproving glare out of the meme lords.
"No no," Peter groans, "we said specifically, 'to yeet the fucking evil Kermit out of him ourselves.' Right my amigo?" Shuri slightly laughs but still makes an obscure face (the approving Donald Trump face) which gets a groan out of Tony.
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AN- This is pretending the snap didn't happen but the Hulk is still sulking like the start of IW. I know it's weird but it makes sense for this. Let's say the Hulk was out for Ragnarok and now he doesn't want to come back out and be used again... CONTINUE!!
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"I knew, I just didn't want to say it, cause that's weird." Then Tony calls Thor over and the god pulls the two off of Tony's legs and drops them onto the floor, then walks away.
"SO IS THAT A YES?" Shuri yells,
"NO!" Tony yells back,
"I have access to your lab DAD!" Peter yells back. In the distance you hear Tony mutter a string of curses.
"What the fuck is a Kermit?" Thor asks Shuri to the side.
"Aah," Shuri makes a face and taps Peters side with her elbow, "What the fuck is a Sonic?" Which cracks Peter up and confuses Thor more,
"Yes Shuri Of Wakanda, What the fuck is a Sonic." This sends the two kids sputtering into Tony's lab stringing a ribbon of obscure memes as they leave. As Clint rounds the corner with Nat, Thor asks again, "Nat, what the fuck is a Sonic?" This silences Nat, her only words moving forward are
"It has begun..."
Suddenly a girl in the corner yells, "You know it and I will be recording all of it."
"Who's their first target?" Clint yells from the floor still wheezing from the BBQ sauce meme yelled earlier by the duo.
"Bruce..." the girl answers and starts frantically typing on a laptop, with a few light sinister chuckles.—————————
AN - I know it's short but just you wait! This is going to be one for the books, for all meme glory! Will keep updates few and far between. But for now enjoy this slice, there's more to come.
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Shuri and Peter Shenanigans
FanfictionJust a compilation of weird, cool and wacky tech pranks that Shuri and Peter could totally get into. I haven't seen one of these before that is just a compilation of them but it's about to be. This may also include some with Clint or Tony participat...