skeppy badboyhalo and a6d go to IKEA

a regular trip to IKEA

It was a regular Sunday evening, where the trio (bbh, skeppy and a6d, you know, those) were doing their own thing while playing in a brand new SMP world. It was a fresh start, skeppy built his house, and by house I mean a massive cube made out of wood because skeppy can't build. Bbh was breeding cows while singing some song about anything, really. A6d was just chilling in the call while eating a baguette, because of course he was. Suddenly, the peacefulness of the situation was cut short by a French scream coming out of the teamspeak, followed by a loud THUD.

a6d: wHat tHE FUCK

Bbh: hey language!! uwu

skeppy: what happened lol

a6d: i went too far back and my chair broke!!!

skeppy: bruh moment

a6d: it's not funny!!! im gonna have to get a new one!! *angry french sound french people do*

skeppy: then go buy a new one lmao

Bbh: ya they're not so expensive o_o

a6d: no, no, you don't understand. There are no IKEAs on france, i gotta travel to the USA to get a new chair

skeppy: f

Bbh: we could meet up!!! and go get you a new chair!! :D

skeppy: that's a terrible idea

Bbh: :(

a6d: how did you even said that out loud.

skeppy: oK fInE I guess well do it so bad sTOPS WHINING

Bbh: :D

a6d: ok I'll go buy a plane ride brb

skeppy: k bye

a6d proceeded to log out of teamspeak. He didn't think this moment would come so soon, to bring the trio together irl. He got up his chair, turned off his computer and proceeded to pack up the essentials for a trip to IKEA (and to probably stay there for a couple of days). You know, fresh clothes, a toothbrush, his cat, socks, a gun, baguette, just generic things. He went to his local airport, bought a ticket, and after a long 10 hours of waiting, he flew his way to the USA, most specifically, Chicago Illinois, because of course skeppy lived there.

a6d approached the nearest Taco Bell where they decided to meet at, and was immediately approached by his two dear buddy pal chums: bbh and skeppy. They said their hellos and hugged, you know just bro stuff between bros. They also bought some tacos and chatted for a while.

a6d: hey bbh how did you get here so fast.

Bbh: i walked :)

a6d: yah but how

Bbh: with my leggies uwu

a6d: im just,,, not gonna question it

skeppy: ok guys so we gotta go to the nearest IKEA but it's like, a couple of miles away so we gonna be driving for a while ok

a6d: why tho

skeppy: IKEAs have been going extinct ever since the internet overtook the sales. Now there are only 4 IKEAs here in the USA. They're an endangered species, you know.

a6d: what

Bbh: :O !!! roadtrip!??! :D

skeppy: yah, roadtrip

a6d: guys there can't just be 4 IKEAs in-

skeppy: r o a d t r i p

a6d: ok im not even gonna question this. who drives tho??

skeppy: i can drive

a6d: dude u went like 140 on the highway i dont rlly trust you with a car no offense

Bbh: but a6d, you can't drive, the roads are reversed where you live!

a6d: ok, first of all, you're thinking of London and I live in Fra-

Bbh: I'll drive!! :3

skeppy: bad no

a6d: i agree with skep on this one

Bbh: but you guys haven't even seen me drive!!

skeppy: you can't even tell apart a visa from a visa

Bbh: look, I was tired, and now I know what it is, ok, I'm a good driver!!

skeppy: no

a6d: I'll drive

skeppy: ok

Bbh: >:(

They all got inside the brand new Lamborghini that skeppy bought with that sweet sweet YouTube money. Skeppy mentioned that the trip was going to be about an hour long. Skeppy also lied. The trip was 4 hours long.
What proceeded was a long trip, consisting of casual conversations about life and bbh singing about roadtrips and fish inside buckets. Actually, most of the trip was bbh singing about roadtrips and fish inside buckets. Surprisingly though, they managed to get to IKEA without murdering each other!
When they stepped out of the car, they couldn't help but notice the air of loneliness. Not a single car was in sight. Not only that, but they traveled as far enough to reach a place where the city was no more. There wasn't much vegetation around, either; it felt almost as if they were stranded in a desert, and this IKEA was their Oasis. It was... almost scary, in a way.

The trio proceeded to step away from the car and head to the store. They stood outside for a solid 30 seconds, almost as if they didn't want to go inside. But skeppy decided to take the initiative and opened the big glass doors in front of his being. And there they were. In IKEA. The floors where clean, almost as if no one had stepped there in years. The smell was filled with a scent of wood and leather, plus the vague taste of plastic.

a6d: ok, ignoring the fact that I don't see any employees around, we need to get this chair model that I wrote down

He proceeded to give each a piece of paper, in case they forgot which one was and they happened to spot it.

Skeppy: dude, this place is like, hella sketchy.

Bbh: ya I'm spooked o_o

a6d: oh my god it was your idea and I didn't just waste my money to get to the USA to come back empty handed

Bbh: aaa, I know but I'm still spooked T-T

Skeppy: it's ok babe I'll protect u

a6d: oh my gOOOOOD LETS JUST GET THIS OVER WIIITH

The trio proceeded to step inside the lonesome halls of IKEA. Although they were surrounded by eachother and had eachother's back, they couldn't shake the feeling off that something was... odd. What will await them there? God only knows. But don't worry too much, they'll most definitely be fine and dandy.