Aries: You didn't even go to jail even if you killed someone
Taurus: Jeff cause you "accidentally" killed someone (preferably an enemy)
Gemini: EJ because you literally killed someone by making them laugh to much
Cancer: Ben cause all you was steal food
Leo: Didn't care enough to kill someone
Virgo: Didn't care enough to kill someone
Libra: Didn't care enough to kill someone
Scorpio: LJ because you went full yandere on [enter favorite creepypasta] and didn't care about that person as for them they also liked that creepypasta
Sagittarius: Slender cause you killed a whole group of kids cause they stole your ice cream
Capricorn: Jane because all you did was steal a balloon
Aquarius: no one you are to smart even tho you hid that body in your closet, how did the cops not find you?
Pisces: Toby because all you did was steal a piece of candy
