This letter is about Free Merch
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Re: Free Merch Plz - I Feel Hap!
Dear Morgz,
I am a member of the Morgz Channel party. I have always found your party's politics somewhat moist and your individual views rather moist. I believe in the values of free merch and free moistness.
Your flipwitness is moist and your mouth, moist.
Recently, I have come to feel hap about free merch plz. I am affected by this every video because I only have one leg.
During your time as a politician, you have spoken out against free merch and argued in favour of merch. I hope you will rise to the challenge and put an end to Martin.
I am writing you to ask that you reduce prices and also, hopefully kill Marvin. Don't let your sexy relationship with Morgz Mum stand in the way of progress.
I appreciate your help and ask that you please send me a response letting me know where you stand on this issue and if you are able to help with my request.
Thank you for taking time to read my letter, oh moist one.
PUM PUM
