The Diary Of a Chutiya Kid |Hindi cum English|

Jump to the future: Thoda sa

Wake up wake up wake up its a brand new , Who the..., is calling at this ungodly hour, well obviously the most annoying person I ever met Param. "Hello?" I kept my phone on my ears with one eye open and closed so my precious sleep won't go away, while he says that "would you come to play outside" and I'm like "no, it's May, the boards just got over and it's hot outside and I'm sleeping". To which he replied "it's 4pm who sleeps at this hour" and to delay my meeting with Param and to stop myself from getting anymore irritated. I told him I'll be in the park by 6pm and yup I wasn't planning on going to the park.

It's almost been a year, haye life was so simple after boards. All I did was eat, sleep and you know repeat. I needed to recover all the sleep I lost due to Boards and JEE, but there are some chutiye like Param to destroy my sleep. 

Moving on, it was 6pm Monu(My childhood friend) called me and we went down to play(here play means to roam around) and around 6.30pm kalu("kalu" not racist it was a name befitting his nature) arrived and we were constantly calling Param.

In the end he picked up our call around 6.45pm and said he was sleeping, imagine my face at this moment, (a minute of silence for angry me) and then I'm like beep beep beep read it in hindi version ,well Monu took phone from me and told him to come park. 

Then he didn't arrive till 7pm and then he said bring a badminton racket and I was like we're playing football bro(I'm not a football fan tbh) what about it he said bring both so I went home and brought a racket for me Monu and Kalu. 

We were at the park and there he came with a girl as you know I was already angry. I said "aye haye ye kisko le aya" which means who did he bring with him completely ignoring the fact that Param brought a girl. 

Meanwhile Monu and Kalu were checking their next target and, we thought who is this obviously I knew who she was it was just I didn't know her name and what was a girl doing with Param. There were all kinds of thoughts around us but we acted maturely and showed her a good side of us. 

Meanwhile I was like "dekhi dekhi hai ye", where did I saw her last, and I remembered Hemant(not important) used to stalk her, Monu said no she was piebald, I said she is the one he said no she wasn't and after all this khusar phusar Param said let's play both of us in unison "chal khele ". 

Kalu on sidelines obviously where I'm the star how can he be their so we played with her Monu tried being some hotshot talked with her in English and asked her school she said St Thomas and I'm like, oh 11th flashback and she told us that she's a year older than us and, I always thought she was two years older than us.

kalu asked if you're older it doesn't seem to be well obviously her and Param both are of same height almost. While all this was happening I didn't even talk to her once. I asked Didi shuttle pass kardo and then I asked her if she studied at vimukta(coaching institute) right? She said yes and I asked Hemant and somebody called her that it's 7.45pm come tomorrow and play so she left and I was like why God why ,why when it's my turn.

After she left we all circle Param and ask him " Bhai matter kya hai?" Like seriously what's going on to which he replied that I was coming to play with you. She was cycling and asked him should I come and he said yes but my friends would be there she said ok.

Now obviously who would play with Param .So we understood everything and he said that he's been talking to her for about a week or two ,so I called her today and there is a problem. I thought the last time I was dumped was almost a year ago so no I don't have a problem and then there it was what I wanted to hear, Param said he likes her a bit.

"What do you mean by a bit bc?" He said In English that "I have thoda sa crush on her" again "thoda?" All of us in unison "thoda sa crush". Well kalu went home around 7.30pm . And I kinda promised Param that I will help him get on with his crush and we both me and Monu won't come between t(m)ere or uske and, he is like both of you are Avatar or something. And I said it'll be an easy task if you bring her everyday around 5pm in the park and he assured us that she will be there. So the Param ki bandi mission starts.

May 28 2019

Mrinal