The Mystery Of The Ascension

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My name is Ariana I’m 18 years old and I’m single like a pringle.  Anyway my best friend in the whole wide world is Ash because frankly....no one else is worthy to be my BIFFLE except her 

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Today we are going back to work at the winery. I think we both enjoyed scooping ice-cream especially to the little kids I which we gave bigger servings to. but today was different. we had a CONCERT at the Vineayrd! where a mystery band was playing and we sold ice-cream there...it was going to be HUGE. i hope the band is 5SOS because they are to ONLY band i like.... THE ONLY 

As i step into the entrance at the front of the vineyard I ask Henry one of the annoying waiters to give me an apron.

i swear he is out to get me!

"hey Henry can i have a apron please"

"i don't know?, can you?'

'Let me rephrase why don't you give me an apron and then die in a hole!'

'ok ok God don't need to get all angry at me i was just being humorous' 

'NOBODY SAYS 'humorous!'

he is so annoying. Today was going to be a very long day… "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Ash neaks up behind me and yells. Henry starts laughing. honestly right now i hate my life. 

"hey Ariiiiiiiiiii"

"sup Ash…oh just a question……WHY IN THE NAME OF SHIT DID YOU SCARE ME YOU BIIITTT"

"what's going on!" yells the manager Kelly a.k.a our boss…shit

"Ariana, no inapropriate language please!

"but i was just saying….."

"saying what?"

"biscuit?"

she scoffs and leaves

"honestly Ari…BISCUIT?!? thants the best you could think of!!" Ash laughed 

i am such a bad liar 

"ok ok i know I'm a bad liar no need to trouble me."

"uhhhhhhh i kinda do though…. buuut lets get to work!"

"kk lets go Ash!"

and we left Henry alone which he deserved by the way!!!

as we got to our ice-cream stand we got the flavours in alphabetical order. now the reason for this is because we are both OCD and need everything to be perfect!