Professor Venomous was minding his own business when suddenly he heard the clanking of his trashcan.
"Fink. I think the raccoon is back. I'm going to stop it." Venomous waited for a response but all he got was a small nod from fink playing her videos game.
Venomous grabbed a broom and walked out the door ready to beat the raccoon into the stratosphere. Instead when he opened the lid of his trash can he was just sad. It wasn't a raccoon he could beat. It was a boxman.
"Boxman. Why are you in my trashcan?" the absolute S T E N C H of boxman made Venomous walk about 10 steps back.
(AND THEN THE REST OF BOXMAN CRASHES ENSUES)