A/N:
bold ~ text message
italics ~ direct message
| october 24th |
Kat: good morning! how are you on this fine day?
Me: Eh I'm okay.
Kat: a little hungover from last night?
Me: No I didn't drink
Kat: oh you and zayn didn't drink?
Me: Shut up you know when me and zayn get married you're going to be laughing
Me: I'll sit with my millions while you are in your parent's basement
Kat: okay then
Kat: you know if you guys are going to get married you need to really get on that because you're dying at 30
Me: It was actually 35 but still
Kat: whatever. did you ever DM him again?
Me: I said good morning this morning.
Kat: you're so lame lmao
Me: You made me DM him in the first place!
Kat: ok sorry i joke i joke
Me: He won't ever reply anyways its cool
Kat: i know he's probably chillen with beyonce right now
Me: I WISH I WAS WITH BEYONCE
Kat: don't you always?
| october 25th |
Me: We have school tomorrow aren't you sad
Kat: sunday is probably my least favorite day of the week. like i love sleeping in and staying underneath my blanket all day. but sundays are when you actually have to like do homework and shower and stuff
Me: You don't shower on any other day?
Kat: SHUT UP
Kat: YOU DON'T KNOW ME
Kat: LET ME LIVE
Me: That is my line...
Kat: i do shower psh
Me: Ew
Kat: hey zayn just tweeted you should DM him
Me: Not today!
Kat: why not
Me: I bother him so much...
Kat: okay fine i'm sorry
Me: Plus he'll fall in love with me too quickly
Kat: BYE
Kat: i wonder if he eats ass...
Me: KAT PLS
Kat: you know that you want to know...
Me: Okay maybe a little bit.
Kat: see!
Me: LET ME ASK HIM
Kat: you won't
Me: Watch me
Kat: pics or it didn't happen
@alxyss - Hope you're having a great day zayn
@alxyss - Your high notes give me life but you probably hear that a lot
@alxyss - I had a few questions..Just answer yes or no
@alxyss - Are you enjoying your time off?
@alxyss - Are you excited for your next tour?
@alxyss - Do you eat ass?
