Ok so finally for what you have all been waiting for~my logic.
Life is simply what comes before death. People are either afraid of death or are too depressed and want to die. Then there are people like me who are not afraid of death, but don't want to die. So this is how your life will be when you are alive.
Until we are five or six you will lead a happy life and have wild imagination, but then everything changed when teacher nation attacked. The teachers will take you to a prison (school) for 13 years in America, unless you skip a grade or more commonly get held back. After you graduate you will say "HALLELUJAH, FREEDOM AT LAST" or you will be one of those people huddled around with there friends or family crying because you will have to stay in an even worse prison called college for 2-12 years. Then when you move on to Adulthood you will think that all the suffer is over. Well guess what, you got your first experience of hell with your bills and paperwork. If you are lucky, you won't need to work in an office, become a garbageman/woman, or another disgusting job. If you are lucky you will get the job of your desires. After you get your job you will either be repeating to same thing everyday with a few days of miserable sickness or vacation days, or you will be busy trying to find a job. Years later you will end up in the next chapter...............................
