Day 1 with the inmates... I don't know how to feel anymore. They don't really understand me that well. And I don't understand the cat??? How does he come into play he thinks it's cute to lick water from the faucet. I am surrounded by WEIRDOS, to say the least. And they are trying to feed me foreign tea and muffins, what the hell is this a bed and breakfast it is absolutely bonkers. I am still trying to figure out what they are incarcerated for. It almost reminds me of Sabrina the teenage witch with the cat and 2 aunts and call me crazy but I almost feel like Sabrina myself. Anyways Inmate 1 is a bit aggressive Ill have her sent to solitary confinement when we are done. Inmate 2 is just plain bonkers I think she's getting out soon but if you ask me I think she'll be right back in jail cuz she is so balistick.
The tea is nasty. It must be from prison. I am kinda confused because the inmates are acting like they have been here before. Maybe they robbed me. I should probably be more engaged in them so they don't pull any funny business. The cat is definitely out to get all of us. The more I think about it the more I realize the cat didn't come with them. I think it came on its own.
Camping was just fine. I had the 2 inmates sleep in the air mattress that Taylor Swift slept on once and I didn't tell them but Taylor popped a hole in it because get this she was wearing her retainers and they fell out, cause she hadn't worn them in a while and she was hysterically sobbing trying to apologize to me but I was over it cause I actually had got the thing for free from one of the inmates dad's good friends who owns a smelter. So I bet they got a shitty sleep. I hope they learned there lesson.
Taylors album is good so far I like, I forgot that you existed and cruel summer. She is actually always the Victim somehow its is quite interesting. I mean explain this to me ,,, she dates Harry Hottie Styles and they break up and she says he is awful. I mean really Harry friggin styles is a beautiful person who is lovely to all good people. So just help me understand that.
Inmate 1 is paranoid about my neighbors and something about a noise complaint like please u live in a prison cell I'm sure it is louder than this . Just odd I almost feel like the inmates are watching over me . The more I think about it my mom did drop me off here and pay both the inmates and now they are making me food and acting like my emotional support system . I got a go anyway mate cheers thanks.
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HumorA made up story about 2 inmates and living with them for some time. To be read in a British accent.