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I coldnt wate for smooth brain Sundae. My favurit dae was smooth brain Sundae. It was saturationdae at the mom ent. I wated.
What is smooth brain sundae, u aske? Well. Smooth brain sundae is when ur brane relaxes and u forget all the crap u learnted in schul. Schul is bad. Hate schul.
It was 11:59 P.M. I wated. The minet felt like an hour. I wated.
THE CLOCK STRUCK 12:00. I TRANSFORMED. I SCREAMED. IT FELT LIKE I HAD TWENTY MIGRAINES AT THE SAME TIME. JESUS CHRIST IT HURTED SO BAD. PAINPAIBPAINPAINPAINPAIJ IT LASTED FOR 30 SECONDS
then it stopped. Nuthing was in my mind. I wasent thinking what so ever. I was blanke.
I was relaxęd. Mmm relexætion. Mm
When ur brane is smooht then u r dummer and when ur dum u do sum dum things. Like piss is theë sink or poop in the garbage disposal. Get ur drink mixed up with window cleener, shoot an ant with a gun, wash ur hands with antifreeze, "eat" ur "fingers" by "accident" , and many more dummy dum thingės.
I went outside and not good idea. Not. Good. IDEA!
I saw a monark bootyfly and grabed my poocket nife. I ran after thy bootfly and swung my nife. I stabed it and it wigled a few befur dying .
I was dominance. I showe my dominat side. Haha, stupid byitterfly in my cow boy boot ass bitch. Get away dum dum bubble gum ho
