The sunset colored the sky with brilliant colors, fading from blue to purple, then to pink, then to a vibrant yellow, turning the water droplets dotting the windows and dripping off of tree leaves into a golden dew.
The gentle sprinkle was relaxing as Zelda sat in a lawn chair striped blue and white. The tiny droplets hitting her face mixed in with the sweat from a long days work, cleaning up the house so that she wouldn't look like a total slob in front of her friends. After countless months of saving up enough money for the house they all wanted to buy, she finally purchased the house, and now, they were all coming by to move in.
She figured it would make school easier, since they could just cheat off of one another.
After seeing a car pull up, she smiled softly, brushing away her brown hair from her face.
This was just the beginning if a new adventure in her book.
***
It hadn't even been a day, and she was laying in bed with a splitting headache from the constant yelling everywhere. She knew this was gonna happen, she totally did.
She suddenly heard a gentle knock at her door, making her groan and ask, "What do you waaaaaant...?"
A certain blonde dressed in pink opened the door slightly, holding a plate with a few donuts on it, as well as a small cup of milk in her other hand. "Brought you something! I noticed that you didn't look like yourself, sooooo-"
Her smile was bright, the lipstick she wore making her lips pop. Zelda sat up with a smile, taking the plate and biting into the donuts with a happy little laugh escaping her lips. "Thank you, Peach. Today is just a little much. Guess I have to get used to it."
She sat on the edge of Zelda's bed, looking around with a curious expression painted on her pristine features. "Your room is nice... you sure you don't want to come out with the rest of us?"
"Meh... fine." She mumbled, quickly shoving the rest of the donuts in her mouth and chugging the milk as she got up, stretching and cracking her knuckles. Peach opened the door for her, allowing Zelda to see the amount of crack and chaotic energy emanating from the group.
The Final Countdown was playing from Samus' phone as Roy and Ike were playing along on their kazoos. Lucina was seemingly drunk on the couch, laying her head on Robin's lap as he browsed through many cat pictures while Marth watched. Shulk was just hiding in the corner as he and Link played extreme Pokemon, Palutena holding a sleepy Pit in her arms as she made a dramatic voice-over of the game, which Shulk ultimately won.
Lucina yelled out, "Why are you looking at all those pussies, Robin?!"
"Wh- they're cats!" He yelled in protest to the red-faced blunette.
"The only pussy you can have is mine!"
He was a blushing mess at this point, covering his red cheeks. "Stooooop-"
"Robin and Lucina are going to fuck!" Roy yelled out, running near them. "I call watching!"
"Wh- ew!" Link yelled out. "That's disgusting!"
Roy gave him a look. "You wouldn't pass it up either."
Peach sighed. "Shhhh- you sound insane, Roy. I don't think it's your turn yet."
"To watch?"
"Yeah. That."
"Then who's turn is it?"
"We aren't fucking!" Robin yelled. "She's just drunk. Again."
"Look at my pussyyyyyy~"
"nnnoooOOOO-" Robin got up and ran away in a fit of embarrassment. Marth sighed and looked down at Lucina. "Sober up already. Pleaaaaase-?"
"Dumbass, that isn't how it works." Ike gave Marth a rather hard pat on the back, making him yelp out.
"Get your hands off of meeeeeeee-"
Zelda stared at them with unamused eyes.
"Zelda? You look like you're about to have a seizure." Ike laughed.
"Shut up."
"Welp, I'm gonna go check on the lil sociopath." Marth jokingly laughed, getting a death-glare from Peach as he nervously ran away. Palutena continued to voice over, and was also still holding the sleeping angel, refusing to set him down.
"Oop! Now Marth and Robin are gonna fuck!" Roy ran to the door before being grabbed by Ike and placed on the couch. "Don't move or I will steal your sex toys."
"Fiiiiine!" He crossed his arms with a sad pout, looking away.
Zelda really wanted to die already. Just looking at all the crackheads standing there made her realize her mistake of getting them all together. It wasn't gonna be fun, but then again, anything could happen when she's in a gang.
She would just have to wait.
