It was 3am on a friday in 2006. A rat was born. And that rat was me. My parents looked at me and said "So what the fuck are we gonna name the kid?" They almost went with Twister, but unfortunately they decided against it and that's how I ended up being called Duni.
What many don't know is that I am a Lisichanec by birth. But my Lisiche era didn't last for long cause my fate was to be a Centar kid. I spent the first three years of my life doing toddler shit. Eating rocks and stuff y'know. Then I went to kindergarten, where I actually peaked in life. I had two boyfriends, everyone liked me, I particular in gang wars against the other group, I was deemed smart and I always played Hurem sultan when we played Sultan Sulejman.
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SpirituellesWith the quality of a youtuber book this is a short autobiography about how I became god
