One day I was arguing with my friend and co-worker about who the best spider-man is. He called me jesus with a birth defect and that's when it hit me. I can capitalise off this title.
I soon started my job as Lord Duni. I took over the local chruch of pennywise and renamed it to the chruch of Lord Duni. That was actually a very good step since now all the money that I threw in that shithole belongs to me, I just need someone to go in and get it for me (okay I did it myself). I also started giving out signed versions of the bible (the one that you're reading right now)
My life as a god continued when I got to Egypt to spread the hottest new religion. I was taken to a catholic mosque (?) and since I was dressed inappropriately I got to wear church attire. The moment I put the gown on, I knew I was a real god.
The following winter I met my deciples the (people I dedicated this bible to), thank you guys I love you so fucking much.
I'm currently writing my bible which is the next part of the god life.
YOU ARE READING
The bible
SpiritualWith the quality of a youtuber book this is a short autobiography about how I became god
