L: Hey Mario, why'd you stop?
L: Mario?
*Luigi stands up and looks at a suffocated Mario*
L: MARIO. OH MY GOD!
*Lugi grabs a nearby water-bottle and splashes his face*
L: MARIO WAKE UP!!
M: *cough* *cough* What the fuck?
L: *hugs Mario* *sobs a little* Mario don't scare me like that, you could have told me if you needed to breathe.
M: You're fucking crazy.
M: Your ass was on my face.
L: *giggle*
M: What's so funny?
L: Did you like it?
M: Shut the fuck up! Untie Me! I gotta see Princess Peach at noon!
L: The princess can wait I'll keep you for a bit.
L: Besides you won't be seeing her ever again.
M: What's that supposed to mean?
L: *grabs a sledgehammer*
M: Wait, LUGI STOP!!!
L: *hits his knee*
M: OWWW! WHAT THE FUCK?
L: I thought it would knoc—
M: YOU FUCKING DUMBASS IT'S A SLEDGEHAMMER.
L: *face no longer visible like some anime shit*
L: *grabs sack*
M: Wait till Yoshi sees you.
L: *grabs syringe* *gives shot to Mario*
M: Oh fu—
L: *disoriented voice* It's showtime—Mario.
M: Fuu—*sleep*
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Mario and Luigi Fanfiction
FanfictionMario and Luigi were told to be brothers, but they can be lovers ;)
