Hot THE BEDROOM

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by ThiqqqBoi

by ThiqqqBoi

Hot THE BEDROOM
A Short Story
by EGG
Vinnie Vinnie was thinking about Teddie Roosavelto again. Teddie was a helpless big woofer with cute dick and hot ass.

Vinnie walked over to the window and reflected on his sweaty surroundings. He had always loved hot THE BEDROOM with its broad, bumpy BED. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel horny.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a helpless figure of Teddie Roosavelto.

Vinnie gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a violent, assertive, woter drinker with sexy dick and well-built ass. His friends saw him as a pleasant, perfect puppy. Once, he had even made a cup of tea for an adorable ur mom.

But not even a violent person who had once made a cup of tea for an adorable ur mom, was prepared for what Teddie had in store today.

The rain hammered like f*cking puppy, making Vinnie suicidal. Vinnie grabbed a bland banana that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.

As Vinnie stepped outside and Teddie came closer, he could see the crispy smile on his face.

"I am here because I want SE X," Teddie bellowed, in an alpha tone. He slammed his fist against Vinnie's chest, with the force of 7306 bunny. "I frigging love you, Vinnie Vinnie."

Vinnie looked back, even more suicidal and still fingering the bland banana. "Teddie, fu ck me Daddy," he replied.

They looked at each other with angry feelings, like two knobby, knowledgeable kitty s*cking-off at a very sad party, which had rap music playing in the background and two gay uncles fondling to the beat.

Vinnie studied Teddie's cute dick and hot ass. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you SE X," he explained, in pitying tones.

Teddie looked depressed, his body raw like a kind, kindhearted kink thing.

Vinnie could actually hear Teddie's body shatter into 1591 pieces. Then the helpless big woofer hurried away into the distance.

Not even a drink of woter would calm Vinnie's nerves tonight.

THE END