Studying Pie (Ririko X Reader)

Ch 4 - The Hat

Prepare to take be zapped.

Enjoy.

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Zap it to ya. Soooooo one would think. It wasn't so simple. Even in human form you have a hard head. Then it was simply to be put she wasn't sure exactly what she wanted to do with you.

"Hmmm. Debating what to do with you. Make you my brainiac? Make you a toy? Maybe even one who's rough and gentle when you need to be. Or, hmmmm, perhaps my assistant of all trades. So hard to choose." She licked her lips.

Damn. That's pretty sexy. Not kinda, it is.

"So Doll, which do you want?"

"Can I be smart and give this a shot? I mean we might be able to help each other here." What large statement that can't just go back on. This was really huge. If it was no you could always bring up the question. As soon as yes was said both of you were going to be more open. Relationship? Or teachings?

"Smart and be my toy? I like that. Though trust me I am more than," She slithered over to your desk and rubbed the opened tip of her tail on your head. "That girl you wish you could cuddle your head into."

"Oh the very best." You nod.

"If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it, does it make a sound?" She asked.

"That math?"

"Answer."

"It makes a sound. If I leave my music playing in my dorm on low volume and everyone is in class, it makes a sound however no one is in range to hear it."

"Hm. Outside prey they say gators are too thick headed. That a lie or are you a special case?"

"Especial?" You wink.

"Oh really? Talking in tongues now?" She zapped you lightly. The top of your skull vibrates and your arms go numb. It's not a painful sensation though it was quite different. When your head is shaky and your arms go numb it's a discomfort for the mind due to the fact it feels that you are being paralyzed. Not by shock but by injury. "I expect students to excel. I don't take slack well."

"Yes Madam." Your eyes appear more darker. This was possible after all. She did have a control on you. "X is the equivalent of anything. There is no final digit to pie."

"That's it Doll. Now if you get those questions done in the next few minutes I may let you kiss my hand." Was that an offer or a future plan? Either way this lifestyle culture shock camera was rolling. "Keep working."

Usually during tests your brain scrambles a bit. With this spell from Ririko's tail you hit cruise control. Smoothly writing notes and solving every equation. The questions were supposed a learning segment where this would take a little time. Supposedly. The problems on your desk seemed forte under this tail spell. Which was working fine. At the time being your process this. Was this permanent?

You going over the problem in your head one by one. Processing this as if you are a computer harddrive. Everything was downloading into your brain and pencil to the paper. Simple process how everything from her mind was going into yours because of her tail. Maybe this was was meant to be. Or, this was just a glimpse of what she could really do.

"Madam." You nod at your desk.

"Yes Doll?" Ririko slithered over to your desk. Then picked up the page and reviewed your assignment. All work shown. Very good. That's important. Then all the answers were correct with final number circled. "Excellent." She reached out her hand.

"Thank you Madam." You took her hand and kissed it.

"Hey now. Felt some kick in that kiss. You boys and your libidos. I swear. But just remember, I'm not a girl. I'm a sexy woman dressing better than girl here. We clear on that?

Obviously. You thought. The other of your brain acted different. "Yes Madam." What the hell?

"Think differently?" She giggled. "One moment." She lifted her tail from you.

You first smack face first on the desk. In a small panic you shake your head and look up as if danger were approaching. "Woah!"

"Mere side effect." She scratched her cheek. Slithering over to you and cuffing your chin. "You okay? Headache? Drowsiness? Memory loss? What color is my underwear?"

"Okay Madam how do snakes wear underwear? It a little triangle friggin thing?" You draw an imaginary triangle in the space in front of you with your finger confused on what's going on.

"I tore them off a few minutes ago. Anyways, where do we go from here? You feel better and confident?"

"Foggy? Like I'm seven and your nine and ate me kinda thing."

"Cute. Now is all in order? Do you remember anything?"

A massive yawn. "Morgie Shorgie." Gibberish. Just great.

Ririko sighed. "What am I ever going to do with you?"

"Not sure. But really where do we go from here? This is all nuts." You pant. Brain needs a little oxygen. "So I think we could go for some food and a little time off the books. Where to from here? You're new to this too? But you've had boyfriends. I've never dated."

"Awwwww. Sweetheart. Don't worry I'll be good to you. I promise. We will eat and such in my apartment on grounds. We have a ground floor and can sneak in." She hissed.

"What do you want?" You just wanted to make this clear.

"I make a good meat. I serve and prepare very well."

Ram meat, cow meat, my meat, I like this woman. "Let's get it."

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Don't bump into Ruby now. Oh wait...

-Rel