Garbage Fire: The book![A Splatoon fanfiction]

Let's play a game~

Greetings, my fellow shut-ins and weebs. I am proud to present to you my Splatoon fanfiction, about my own oc's! I know for a fact that only like 2 ppl are going to even click on this book. So if you are here, welcome! Happy to have you here! Hope you stick around! ;) And with that, let us begin, shall we?

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I slowly open my eyes to the lovely morning sounds of...my phone blowing up with messages. I groan in annoyance and slap my hand onto my phone that's laying on the floor and i slowly drag my phone near my face.

'HEYYYYY!' X20 messages from Dan

Is the notification i see.
Cod damn it, shut up and let me sleep for once, will you!
I think to myself, annoyed. He does this pretty much every day, wakes me up by blowing up my phone. I turn on my phone and tap on the message notifications.

Dan

D:'HEY!'
D:'WAKE UR LAZY ASS UP!'
D:'IT'S NEON! SHE WANTS TO PLAY A GAME W/ US!'
D:'HEYYYYY!'
'WHAT!?':Z
'REALLY!?':Z
D:'yes rlly, now get ur ass over here before she leaves!'
'I'll be there ASAP!':Z

I throw off my covers and essentialy jump out of bed. I go and brush my teeth and get myself ready in the restroom, as quickly as i can. I change my clothes and get my Blaster from my room, along with my ink tank. I sprint to Inkopolis Square faster than Sonic. I see my team waiting for me there: Rosaly, a fancy pants undercover brella user with a (brittish) accent. Molly, an anime/hentai obsessed weeb and a fun party girl with Mommy issues, Daddy issues and a splat charger as a main and last but not least Daniel. The most athletic out of all of us and the most annoying dualie user you'll ever meet, he's also super gay for me.

The three of them are standing there chatting with the famous 'Team colour' which includes: Pastel, a cute and childish girl who loves ice cream more than her own mother, nicknamed 'kitti', main is the Golden Dynamo Roller. Lemon, a straight-edged, no bullshit girl with twin tails and tsundere-like atributes, nicknamed 'fierce', main is the N-ZAP'85. Crimson, a though-looking, tall chick who wears more leather than you can find in a leather fetishist closet, but who is probably the most sweet one out of the group, nickname is 'honei', main is the E-Liter 4K. And last we have Neon, with her striking looks, piercing orange eyes and cold attitude, it's really no wonder why she is the most popular amongst the fanbase, nicknamed 'bby', main is the Splattershot.

I make my way over to my team.
"Greetings, Zac!"
Rosaly greets me as does the rest of my team.
"Heyyy, Zac~"
Daniel says as he comes over and gives me an unwanted hug. I groan and push him off of me.
"I told you i don't like hugs!"
I remind Daniel, as he seems to forget that every time.
"Awww, why nooooot?~"
Molly cooes in my ear as she wraps her arms around my waist. I feel a shiver go down my back as i quickly feel my face turn slightly red. I wiggle my way out of her arms and give Molly an angry glare.
Don't do that!
"So you're Zac, huh?"
I hear a familiar voice say behind me. I turn around and am finally, for the first time ever, face to face with Neon.
Ohmycod this is actually happening right now-
She is a lot taller than i thought, actually, she's taller than most guys she meets. It's really no wonder she'd be taller than my pathetic 5'6 self. I am quickly forced to reboot and respond to her.
"Y-Yeah! It's so nice to meet you!"
I say excitedly, i'm a big fan of 'Team Colour' and my favourite player is Neon. So you could say i was about to piss myself out of fear and excitement.

Neon smirks before giving a response.
"Likewise."
She is so cool!
She then looks twoard Daniel.
"The bet?"
What?
She asks him. I'm a bit confused as to what they're talking about, but i guess i'll find out soon enough. Neon and Daniel go a little bit away from the rest of the group to discuss something.
"Oh! You haven't introduced yourself to us yet!"
I hear a cutesy and high-pitched voice say to me. I turn and look at the source. It's kitti!
"O-Oh! Right! I'm sorry... My name is Zac, it's a p-pleasure to meet you all!"
I try to sound as confident as i can, although that's hard to do as i'm standing infront of my idols at the moment!

We chat with eachother for a few minutes, before Daniel and Neon return.
"So we're going to play a game of turf war."
Neon starts off saying.
"But we're making a bet with Neon and her team!"
Daniel adds.
"If we win, you guys have to give us half of all of your money as a team, and get us tickets to Crusty."
Neon continues.
"But if we win, Neon and her team will give us a shoutout, live, on Inkopolis News! And agree to become our friends!"
Daniel finishes. I'm shocked for a few moments, before i realize what i just heard.
"DANIEL! We have been saving up money for months now! And you're just gonna waste half of all our work!?"
I yell at him as i shake him furiously. There is no question that we're gonna lose! So why make such a dumb bet!?
Daniel! What are you thinking!? Are you really that stupid?!

"Relax~"
Daniel says in a calm tone as he pats my head.
"We'll be fine~"
His voice is soothing and does calm me down, but i'm still confused as to why he'd make a bet like that. I let go of him and cross my arms waiting for a response.
"You'll see~"
He says as he winks at me. He the starts walking twoards Deca Tower.
Where's he going?
He turns around.
"Well?! Wat'cha slow pokes waitn' for!?"
He yells at us to come. Everyone besides me starts walking twoards Deca Tower with no hesitation, besides me. I hesitate until everyone has passed me until i finally start walking too.
Why are Rosaly and Molly so calm!? We're about to lose half of our money!
I slowly prepare myself for total annihilation.
We're screwed...
Is all i can think as i make my way twoards Deca Tower.

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Hello, hello, glad to see you made it to the end! I hope you liked this! If you did, then you'll have more to look forward to! If you didn't...why are you even here? Like, why did you read to the end if you didn't like it? Like wha-
See ya'll next time, on Garbage Fire: The Book!