BNHA [Todobakudeku] x Quirkless Reader

Chapter 4

Your POV: First Person

I finally made it back to the apartment. Where lo and behold Gran Torino lied on the ground motionless. Red sauce was everywhere.

I sighed.

"You know I'm not cleaning this up right?"

I stepped over his body to go into the kitchen.

No response.

"He coming over soon?"

He didn't reply but gave a subtle thumbs up.

"Okay."

I went into the kitchen fully and began preparing Udon for dinner. For the three of course.

Just as I began putting the food in the bowl I heard the door burst open.

"I AM HER-......AHHHHH" said a deep manly voice.

I peeked over the kitchen's threshold and saw a really buff dude in a white dress shirt and brown khakis holding Gran Torino's limp body.

"S-senseii are you okay?"

'Is he seriously falling for that??'

I mentally face palmed myself and watch the buff dude start to steam.

'Hm......I should've gotten those steamed pork buns.'

He then turn into a walking human yard stick.

Suddenly the old man sat up causing the yard stick to flinch a bit before putting him down.

"Oh hello there. Who are you? Oh I seemed to have spilled my food! Who are you??" Sorahiko said while shaking like an old man.

He bent down and got his cane and shook even more.

I managed to hold in my laughter. And lemme tell you....The struggle was real.

"Umm senseii it's me....uhh...Toshi"

"WHO?!"

"Tosh-"

"WHAT?!"

"...i-it's tosh-"

"Where am I?"

Okay at that point I couldn't hold it in and bursted into laughter.

They both looked over at me with a confusing look. But I could tell Gran Torino wanted to continue the prank so I decided to play along.

"Ah! Excuse me for the intrusion."

I bowed.

"I am (Y/N) and recently Gran Torino was diagnosed with dementia after....a recent accident." I looked down at my shoes trying my best to keep a straight face.

"So I am deeply sorry for the inconvenience..." I said bowing at the yardstick man.

"who are you??"

I looked back at Gran Torino who was in front of the man. He gave me a smirk and a slight nod that only I could see.

'Okay....I got this!'

It took a few seconds but I finally managed to let a few tears slide down my cheek. The yardstick slowly approached me leaving Gran Torino behind him.

'Wrong move mister...'

"Ah! Young (Y/N) please don't-"

Before he could finish the old geezer smacked yardstick with his cane and bounced off the walls.