BNHA [Todobakudeku] x Quirkless Reader

Chapter 7: The Fangirl

After a long morning you finally made it to U.A. You sprinted through the gates, bumping into someone. You didn’t stop of course since they had stopped falling and just started floating midair. 

“Sorry!” You called out as you rushed into the building.

He seemed kinda familiar but you decided to just shrug it off. After getting lost for a bit you stumbled into the teacher’s lounge somehow. There you tripped on a yellow...caterpillar? It rolled over to face you and it appeared to be a man. He had black hair which draped around his face. He had some stubble and just looked extremely exhausted. It finally clicked to you.

“You’re Eraserhead!” 

You got up, full of excitement and noticed all the other teachers. There was Midnight, Cementoss, Vlad King, Snipe, Ectoplasm, and Present Mic! Of course there was also Principal Nezu who looked like he was talking to yardstick All Might. You started to get all giddy and even started to bounce as you tried to containing your inner fangirl.

Keyword: tried

After about 2 minutes of silence you couldn’t take it anymore. So you let out an unearthly squeal and started fangirling and running up to everyone. Midnight was you’re first target.

“You’re Midnight! The S&M-themed pro heroine! Your quirk is  "Somnambulist", which allows you to release a sleep-inducing fragrance from your body. It works better on men than women it’s pretty awesome!!”

She sweatdropped.

“U-Uhh….thank you?”

Next was Vlad King.

“And you’re Vlad King! You fight villians using your own blood! Your quirk "Blood Control" allows you to control blood! Although people are a little iffy about your quirk due to the use of blood, I still find you extremely cool!”

“Heh. thanks?” He patted your head and you let out a small squeal and you continued to approach everyone else.

After fangirling about Ectoplasm, Cementoss, and Snipe. Then you got to Present Mic. You wanted to bombard Eraserhead with a bunch of unearthly squealing and questions but he had apparently left the room. Leaving everyone to suffer your wrath.

"O.M.G! Present Mic! Quirk: Voice. It  enables you to heighten the volume of your own voice, giving you the ability to produce loud, high-pitched sounds. It can be so intense that it can cause people's ears to bleed! Which is SO COOL!"

"HECK YEAH, GIRLIE! YOU KNOW YOUR FACTS!!" He shouted using his quirk.

Everyone had already booked it as soon as his mouth opened. So it was just you, Present Mic, and Principal Nezu and All Might (yardstick) who had ear plugs on. You were not that fortunate, so your ears started to bleed. Present Mic panicked.

"S-sorry kid!"

He offered you a tissue and gave you an apologetic and worried look. But you didn't mind, you were still hyper as shit. You grinned widely and started to bounce a bit.

"THAT WAS AWESOME!" You yelled not knowing how loud you were being. You were pretty sure you just went dead but you didn't care.

Present Mic started laughing, or at least that's what it looked like. You were particularly deaf. Then suddenly everyone's attention turned toward the door. Caterpillar was back and he brought a granny.

"OH MY GOSH! YOU'RE RECOVERY GIRL!! HI, NICE TO-!"

She put a finger on her lips signaling you to shut it. You obeyed with her wishes and let her drag you to the infirmary. Once you got there she wiped up the blood coming from your ears and gave you a small kiss. Then all the ringing in your ears had stopped.

"Can you hear me, dearie?"

You nodded.

"Yes, thank you. You have such an amazing quirk!"

She gave you a smile.

"Why thank you. Now, care to tell me what you were doing in the teacher's lounge?"

You sweatdropped and began scratching the back of your neck.

"I.....got lost..." You sighed in defeat.

"Hmm...I see."

She opened the doors of the infirmary where Present Mic, Principal Nezu, and All Might were waiting for you. Present Mic apologized a bunch of times, but you simply shrugged it off since his quirk was hella cool and Recovery Girl patched you up anyway. Then Principal Nezu approached you.

"Hello Miss (L/N). On behalf of the staff, I humbly apologize for your injuries, but you shouldn't have been in there in the first place. So in the future please keep refrain from going into the teacher's lounge."

You gave a nod of understanding.

"Yeah, it's my own fault really. I got lost trying to find my way to the place we were supposed to meet for the entrance exam."

"Ah, then Yamada-san will guide you there." Nezu said while pointing at Present Mic.

(Yamada?)

"Sure!"

Present M- er....Yamada? then dragged you out of the infirmary and towards the lectern hall.