"Paul. Wake up you fucking pig."
As Paul lifted his eyelids open, waking from what felt like a 100 year slumber, the light that penetrated his blinds pierced his inner retinas. He writhed in pain covering his eyes, and finding temporary relief from a small framed female body blocking the sun.
"You're late to class" she said in a derogatory manner, rubbing his stomach with the ball of her foot.
"FAHHH what are you doing? Who the fuck are you?" Paul exclaimed, sitting completely upright into the shape of an L and assessing the situation.
"I'm JENNifer. See?" she said pointing at the name tag pinned to her top. Paul stared at it, it said 'JENNifer'.
"Why is JENN in capitals?" he asked.
"It's just spelt like that, I don't actually know myself." she said lifting her foot from the pit of his gut. Paul examined the girl. She had a slender figure, she was wearing a grey hoodie with black shorts, and she had white socks on that went to her knees. Her skin was fair and she had her hair tied in a ponytail - "just the way I like it" Paul thought to himself disgustingly.
"Well... nice to meet you JENNifer. My name is Paul"
"Did you forget that you're late to class?"
"FAHHHHH"
