"Fahh this headrush is insane" Paul muttered to himself, flicking the rest of his burnt fag onto the ground and stepping on it with his white leather reeboks with gum bottoms.
Paul walked back to unihalls feeling guilty and apprehensive, hoping not to bump into anyone he knew, God forbid it be a Korean too - let alone a female Korean! To Paul, his reputation meant everything, and he would rather drop a barbell on his temple, then be a social outcast in the unforgiving Korean community.
"Than... thought Paul, why would I drop a barbell on his temple and then be a social outcast? That doesn't make any sense I wonder why it's written like that" thought Paul in a self-referential way. On his way back, Paul's mind wandered back to JENNifer, the only female he had had contact with in the last few months that was not his cute sister nor his cute mother.
"JENNifer... could like me, but at the same time she could like Jacob. But also... she is my guardian angel sent from God. So that makes our relationship like sort of a caring brother and sister type. She must be like Kelly to me!"
Paul had it all figured out. He would date JENNifer. With a pep in his step, Paul walked through all the common rooms, asking almost everyone in sight whether they knew anything about a strange half capital and half lowercase girl. He learned new things about her, like that she was Korean, enjoyed drinking and was good friends with Jacob Allen (a fact that he secretly hated).
"Fahhh I'm kinda fiending a dart and a drink again" Paul thought to himself. To distract him from the lure of the alcoholism and nicotine addiction, he pulled out his phone and pulled up Notes and began recording his thoughts..
"She is Korean... that's a good start CHECK."
"She's probably loyal too, and cute... I guess her personality is good and chill... and she is studying in university as an intellectual - CHECK, CHECK, CHECK."
"Buuut... I don't know if she is Christian or whether she to carry at least 3+ kids when she grows up... strange"
"On the other hand... she is 155 - 169cm... perfect..."
Paul continued to go back and forth in his mind, unable to come to a decision because of the fact that she didn't meet all 10 commandments. All of a sudden in Paul's head it seemed as if these commandments weren't so reasonable, and as if his entire philosophy could be flawed for some reason.
Paul frowned.
