Zombie Apocalypse

Village

I am bored out of my mind today.So I am gonna update!

I am so kind right!No?Well I am sorry then -_-.

Well anyway read on!

Lindsay:Wait wait wait

Me:What is it?

Lindsay:Why is this after 3 years?

Me:Oh I don't wanna go to detail on work it takes too much adjectives!

Jane:But I thought you loved adjectives!

Me:SHUT THE HELL UP SO THESE PEOPLE CAN READ THE REAL STORY NOT THIS CRAP!

Anna:Don't give me that crap!(inside joke guys don't ask)

Me:Oh no....What have I done....

All of them laughs

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Lindsay POV

Me:THERE GUYS!ITS UNDER ATTACK!

Dianne:You are gonna burst my ear drum.

Me:No time for jokes lets go!

We all charge to the village under attack.Most of the villagers are hiding indoors.Only a few of the, are actually fighting.We fight our way in there.I spin holding my stick in my right hand.It causes all the zombies around me to freeze.While they are stunned my friends use that as an advantage and takes them down.Of course even with all the seconds we have it is never enough.So I see Rizza duplicating her crowbar and hitting zombies on the head.I think one of the zombies even said ouch. Dianne is shooting from a distance and man after eating a lot of chips she has a lot of energy.Does that even make any sense?!Well I see Christine burning a bunch of zombies and man is it scary.Anna is sending a bunch of metal thingys toward the zombies.Where did she even get those?!Katrina is sending a bunch of rocks.

Maybe she should send Jane's head there.Her head is as hard as a rock.

I see Jane glare at me.

"I said that out loud didn't I?"I say confused."Yes you did"she mutters.But we couldn't talk to long or we'll be the zombies all you can eat buffet tonight.Kai is fighting with his sword.Not as sloppy as last year.You don't even want to know.Jeremy is smirking while fighting,I am guessing he is either enjoying his weapon or he has gone bonkers.Jane is fighting like an immature kid and is shouting "Come on zombie!Chase me!"."You know Jane you don't have to worry about your brain because you don't have one right?"points out a laughing Rizza."Oh why do I have to be so stupid"Jane says.I giggle.But back to the action.I am hitting a bunch of zombies in their stomach.I am wondering if they ever get full.I notice this girl from the village,among all the ones who were fighting,she caught my eye.She fights differently.

After I don't know how many minutes or hours or days later...

Me:Glad that ended.

The girl:We all thank you for helping us fight the zombie horde.Without you guys we would have died.

Jane:It is always our pleasure!

Me:Reminds me,do you want to join our group?

The girl:Do I really want to spend every day with an immature kid? (Looks at Jane with an eyebrow raised)

Anna:You know what entertains us so much?

The girl:What?

Anna:She is the oldest among the girls,but she is the most childish.

They all laugh.

Jane:That's offensive. :(

Katrina:But it's true.

The girl just laughs.

The girl:Ok I'll join you guys.

All:Woo Hoo

The girl:My name is Mai.

Christine:Nice to meet you.

Mai:Wait I have to say something to the fellow villagers.

We nod in approval

Mai:I have had a very nice time with you all but I have to move on.

Villager:But who will lead us?

Mai:My fellow brother.

Mai's Brother:But are you sure I can do this?

Mai:Don't worry,I know you can do this.You are my brother after all.

Mai's Brother:Ok big sis I'll miss you!

With that we earn a new a member.

Looks like this apocalypse is just getting started.