What I dream at night

Nightmare ~ Horrible Viking Tries to Marry Me.

Hello every one, Meow tis here!

Sorry I haven't been on in a while, some issues came up. Any way, horrible dream. Hope you laugh in my embarrassment.

Well, I was a wedding when a Viking gate crashed it and put me on his ship. I was told to be stripped naked so I did, being me but I was able to get away with a towel wrapped around me.

We had stopped at a magical school and I really needed to pee (why do I always need to pee in my dreams?) so we had to choose a potion to get past an invisible wall.

Then I peed. Finally. Yay!

I was strolling round the front on the grass.

And he found me.

He got his men to hang me by my arms on an arch high above the ground and the towel fell off.

Well, I'm going to leave this thing here so not to embarrass myself more (and also this is where the dream ended).

So do you ever get dreams like this? Am I not alone in this universe? Please your answer in the comments.

Meow out.