Avengers: Unleashed (Completed)

Thor's confusion

Tony's POV
I guess we should've expected Thor to be the one to say something like that. We did a lot of explaining so that he could understand it all, but I guess him being the God of Thunder and Prince of Asgard doesn't help the situation.
Thor: I don't get it, he's called a what?
Steve: a kaiju. He's also the king of them
Thor: where are they?
Steve: some are asleep, some are just walking or flying around and others are just sitting somewhere probably chilling on a hill and watching the sunset
As Steve said that we noticed he was looking outside, we followed his sight and noticed that there was a kaiju that looked like a gigantic pteranodon sitting at the edge of a cliff watching the sunset

(Ignore all of the stuff around him and imagine it as him watching the sunset)

Steve: A.K.A, Rodan the Fire Demon
We watched in awe as Rodan was watching the sun go down. Until we all heard a roar that Rodan had listened to as if it was his leader.

(Skip to 0:48)

That's when I realised that Godzilla had decided to make an appearance

*play the music, don't read until the music fully starts playing*

We decided to get our suits on and go onto the jet to see what was happening and to also make sure the army dont get any bad vibes from him. The army had come out after noticing that the King of the Monsters so we decided to let everyone know that he is not a threat by using the mic that allows to talk to the civilians outside.
'Do not be alarmed, this kaiju is on our side'

After that, the army calmed down and did the 'stand down' order. We all looked at Godzilla and saw another kaiju that we never even seen or heard of before, it was a light gray with a darker gray on the inside of the dragon like wings. A purple stripe that goes down his side and dorsal plates that look like Godzilla's with purple markings on them. Red eyes that look like they could stare right into your soul and probably kill you with that single stare.

'Don't worry, Tony, that's Shinka. But humans call him God-Shinkah because he has the same atomic breath and dorsal plates as me'

Wow...... we are learning about new kaijus here.....

Thor: I'm still not sure here as to what they're meant to be
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Steve: Thor...... just..... shut up, for now, please?
Thor: *sigh* fine...
Suddenly we heard God-Shinkah roar, it sounded like Godzilla mixed with something else, there was a slight gurgle at the end of it.

Godzilla had decided it was a good idea to show himself to New York. To let everyone know....... that he is here to help us..
To help the Avengers take down our enemy!
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Thor: *sarcastically* soooo... what are they?

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I'm going to hit him...

We then noticed a sudden rumble.... everyone looked to the left to see a blue light in the shape of a sphere, like a shield. We then looked up after it shot a light to the sky opening some kind of portal....

'He did it early!! He knew I told you....'

Loki has completed his plan... he has opened the portal and now all hell is going to break loose..

Thor: don't worry spiky monster, I'm the son of Odin, I will be the hero here!

'.... oh yeah, sure. You'll be the hero, not me, a titan. Because you're the son of an old man with an eye patch.... *sigh*'

Me and Steve tried to contain our laughter, forgetting that us, Natasha and Clint could talk to Godzilla now and Thor still couldn't. He looked at us with a confused look which then made all four of us burst with laughter making Thor question us. Godzilla then started making a small rumble that was going on and off every 0.5 seconds. He was laughing too.

Thor: what did he say about me?!

That made us laugh even louder, oh I really wish I was a story writer. Cause this would be a great story of Thor's Confusion because a Kaiju ACTUALLY has a sense of humour!

A/N
I hope you enjoy my attempt at comedy...